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I'm trying to catch up on this one... Auntie whiplash sneezed so hard she blew a tenner off the stage and all his ribs fell off?

I'm still trying to figure out what pasta has to do with all this.

It's just a fusilli posts, that's all.

You daft lot. You're worse than me!!





lil xx


But I loves ya all!

Lil, get whiplash after you sneezed must have been quite a shock when you.

I hope that you will have a speedy recovery from the very painful whiplash to your neck.

I don't remember her saying the whiplash was in her neck...

OK... I think I've worked it out now. Lil has some bright pink marks on her cheeks because she sneezed as she was eating some vermicelli causing it to whip around and lash her on the face.

That is most unfortunate.

Where else can you get the lash of the whip?

lil was eating noodles in a Chinese restaurant. When she sneezed, her "Ah choo" was seen as a criticism of the owner, who produced a whip...

"These noodles are rubbery"

"Ah so, thank you, sir"

Despite being a (very) loud sneezer my little boy has never noticed, if his mummy sneezes however, he jumps out of his skin.

When I sneeze at work...........everyone comes running, they bet how far I have been blown back, when I clear my sinuses, I clear the area!

We have a lady here at work, who refuses to sneeze, so her sneezes are very stiffled, we call them 'snizzes' as they really don't count

gentle hug> to l'ill

hope you feel better soon hun

for sneeze a jolly good fellow, for sneeze a jolly good fellow

sorry! I do have a cold you know

What reputation????



Sowwy...
I do hope you'll be okay.

Pasta-due interests may earn you whiplashes in Sicily

Get better soon, luvee

Where's the cat-o-nine linguini?

You're a wikkid lot!

gentle Take it easy, get well soon Miss Whiplash.

Hope you're feeling better...