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mornin' lil

better daft, than boring bores

FFS!! If one of you guys doesn't get a decent lottery win there's just no justice in this world.

Your personalities shine thru in RL, just as they do on Hootoo. So maybe a big win could get you access to faster, better healthcar and give you some releif from your pains.

Thinking of you 'Notle Ladies' as always.

*wipes down her wellies*

Outrider, we must arrange to go for another walk sometime



Hiya Paul... Yeah.. very just now..

Indeed!

I shall bring the boys! We've started training them for the bronze award. The trainer reckons they are good enough to pass now, but we've only been to one lesson.

They are also down for another agility day out in October. They are so big now that I'll have to make a new kennel soon.

We would love that!

I will have a word with VV .. probably on Sodit (Mon).. and leave a message in your PS.. that okay??

Oooh! Lil has her own plastic surgeon. No wonder she looks so good...

*peeks around at the growing caboose she's trailing*

think I can borrow him?

ohhhhhhh does he have that suck thingy for getting rid of the flabby bits lol

FFS!! If one of you guys doesn't get a decent lottery win there's just no justice in this world.>>

noooooooooooooooo way if it was not for bad luck id have none , now i'm not greedy let me win the lot tonight and il let you win next week lolol

I'm told you can do that yourself at home with a vacuum cleaner, a turkey baster and some duct tape. But I don't know how reliable my sources are.

I knew a plastic surgeon, he melted, now he's a funny looking ashtray

and his wife thinks that her kid made funny looking ashtray and hubby went on trip with his smoking bodies...

he went on "record" as having made a "disc"covery

..."disc"covery

I read "disc"cowery and.that it was new word for cow stables!

keep out of cow stables, the fumes will make you cough! until your "horse"

mmm....get out the paddo's!

Neigh lad neigh, you can have a canter around for a while

"nay" is Yorkshire slang for "no" my friend


Nay lad = no lad
(neigh)horse noise

I thought "horse" was slang for illegal substance!