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spooky party???
Danisbackfromlunch Posted Oct 28, 1999
*opens eyes and gets up from corner of the room*
I can't believe I fell asleep in the corner of the party? Msut have been all the excitement that made me sleepy! 
*Brushes off cobwebs and walks over to the beer*
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Oct 28, 1999
Better hurry and get your beer quick. I know these Misfits and we all drink like 
We wouldn't want the beer to run out so I will run a hose the the Lake of Bliss.
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The Wisest Fool Posted Oct 28, 1999
Hmm "running the hose to the Lake of Bliss"
Isn't that like syphoning the python or something?
Ghost story time maybe.
Everybody gets at least one line (like all my favourite parties )
"One cloudless night, a hooded figure rapped at my window...
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Oct 28, 1999
>"One cloudless night, a hooded figure rapped at my window...
A box he held in his hand, "Install This" he said.......
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Danisbackfromlunch Posted Oct 28, 1999
>"One cloudless night, a hooded figure rapped at my window...
>A box he held in his hand, "Install This" he said.......
I was frightened but somehow comforted by the fact that he didn't sound like Bill Gates!
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Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 28, 1999
... but was this a trick? Sure, it didn't sound like Bill Gates, but we all know how low that evil little knome can sink. So, with caution, I proceeded to...
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 28, 1999
...read the system requirements on the back of the box. To my horror, they included...
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Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 28, 1999
...the following messages: You're a complete, dithering idiot... knome is spelled gnome... also, ...
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Oct 28, 1999
You must freely distribute this as your soul is on the line. Beware the Flying windows as........
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Shorty Posted Oct 28, 1999
...they will suck up all your ram and drain your will to live.
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 28, 1999
Bravo! Bravo! Author! *loud applause*
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Oct 28, 1999
I have only two things to say. Mozilla, and Opera!
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 28, 1999
Long live open source!
*starts lighter, then thinks better of it and puts it out before hiding it in her grass skirt*
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Oct 28, 1999
What, no more sacrifices to the party god "First degree burns"?
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Gw7en, Voice of Chaos (Classic) Posted Oct 28, 1999
Tempting, but I like my epidermis intact, thank you.
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Shorty Posted Oct 28, 1999
I don't know what you mean, there's nothing wrong with a few first degree burns, don't you agree Marv???
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Sporkulious Eglon Posted Oct 29, 1999
Please... no hurting oneself here... unless done with alcohol and flames
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msmonsy Posted Oct 29, 1999
*desides wallflower costume was a really really good idea*
i think i will just stand over here out of the way and nibble on a few brownies 
monsy
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