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Schnops doesn't count as flammable, right? Isn't even alcohol

*proceeds to throw all the peppermint and peach schnops in Marv's general vicinity...

Maybe this is our first sacrifice for the Brownie Gods?

You *Don't* Sacrifice your revered leader! Now stop all that throwing of flamable liquid. -Arch Bishop Marv.

I can see the peppermint schnapps, but don't you think that the peach is going to make the chocolate taste weird?

Do not encourage that behaivour!

Look Marv, sit still, I'm trying to warm my feet!!! And as for putting you out I've got just the thing...now where did I put that petrol can???

Marv runs flaming from the room. Splassshhhhh! A dripping marv re-enters carrying a jar and a rope. "I'm gonna catch me a Shorty, he can go on display with my bugs"

Already, Marv? I thought we decided that their would be no forced converts yet

He is allready converted. So I can put him a bottle if I want.

Then by all means... would you like to borrow some Ether?

*sniffs into bottle, and immediately passes out, for, oh, four hours

Thanks for the Ether. This will be good!

I aint that bloody small LOL

'Scuse me - sorry to interrupt when you're trying to deal with all these conflagrations, but someone told me there was a party going on around here...

Indeed, and if your not all too busy there is one just starting on my page too so why not take a trip

OK. Although I must say that I'm surprised you're in a fit state to travel after all that's gone on here.
Still - lead the way...

hullo, hullo!

I heard there was a really HOT party going on here?
If you need a flamethrower, I will just come as myself.

I WAS going to wear my witch outfit, but then I never know if I am a witch dressed up like a dragon or a dragon dressed up like a witch. [my therapist says I will have all this resolved sometime in the next millennium]

Great to see you all! I've brought some halloween treats: bourbon balls, and rum chips! lots for everyone, so dig in.

I'll have some bourbon balls, non flammable tho please, this place is beginning to look like satans realm

HEY!!!!! Did anyone notice the great barbeque fire out back? It's an awful big grill, but I think I can manage it.

Marv.....you're all wet......and smell a bit like petrol.....

eerrrmmm...uuuhhh...Shorty, I think I found your petrol can.....it's down by the diving board.....and Marv..do yourself a favor. Don't strike a match!!!!

NM

*Frink enters as (what else?) a softball*

Noooo Matches around me. At least the flames have died down, the water ruined my Bishop's mantel. Oh well.... I look like a waif now.

Costume????? How's first class southern U.S redneck do????(it's the only clothes I had in my closet)

Here...how 'ya like my "Cat Hat"!...Anybody for some "Redman"?

Marv...you need to get out of that get-up before you catch your death of cold! Besides, you need to look presentable to the congregation! What if the "Great Brownie" saw you looking like that!!!......I shudder at the thought!!

NM