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nice costume... parties seem to be coming up all over the place... what is a recovering AA to do?

Hey... care to grill up some Perfectly-Normal Beasts and dance naked?

You sure it's the clothes that smells like petrol? I am beginning to wonder what's in the damn drinks. They look a bit muddy to me. }=)

Generally 40% alcohol doesn't burn that well either.

Where are you guys?
Why do I always miss out on all the fun!
Hey, there you are -
but I don't think it's a really good idea to sleep in the fireplace.
Ah, well, I guess I better find myself a better party then,
this one seems to have kind of burned out.

*wakes up a bit and takes a peak around noticing everyone curled up sleeping peacefully*
DING DING DING DING!!!!!!!! rise and shine!!!! it is another day and we have terror to inflict on unsuspecting guests
monsy

Indeed,can't have everyone slcking now can we???...Then again if we leave them sleeping it's more booze for us

If anyone interested, we'll have a Halloween party in the bar Speeltuin, Breda, the Netherlands. Look for the girls dressed as Women in Black, hopefully drunk enough to great all hikers the world!!
(Or cyberdiscussions are restricted strictly to the net?)

Hi Monsy, glad you are waking them all up again. Some party! Shame I missed it last night, Anna and I were sitting up 'til late making my wood elf costume. What do you think? *gives a capricious twirl*

I can't wait 'til Halloween itself. You know I totally believe in it... Really spooky things can happen sometimes ...

The spirits are abroad that night, and have been for thousands of years...

but remember, many of them are probably your relatives.

of course, this could be a good thing--or.....


So set them a place at the table, and take a candle [in a pumpkin if you like] and see them politely to the door at the end of the evening.

*Walks in wearing dark suit and dark sunglasses and slings a briefcase on the table*
What's Happening? Is this the party! There's no music!
If you ever need any musicians for your party go here! http://www.h2g2.com/A195581
And that goes for any parties, weddings or anything else you may require a musician for.... You can even join in a jam!

Oh yeah, I also sell life insurance..... and steak knives!

Yes I am dressed as a door to door salesman!

Be afraid!

Shorty emits a blood curdling scream... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... PLease God no....not a dor to door salesman...

It's a good costume!
I had you all fooled didn't I!!!

*Open briefcase and reveals lots of yummy goodies and and halloween stuff*

still eyeing briefcase suspiciously

is this Amway....

No! I brought goodies! They're free..... we'll, it will only cost your soul!
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
*laughs in dracula voice then suddenly turns into a bat a flies around the room*

Great! Another haunting!! I'll have to add this to the Scary Stories for Halloween page Peta has had me working on...

It's at http://www.h2g2.com/A180767.

It's open to any nonfictional accounts of hauntings, weird creatures and other spooky stuff.



BOO!

So it *is* Amway!

*transformed into a bat and flapping wildly around room... flies into the briefcase.... the case shakes closed > then it opens and all of a sudden Bill Gates appears!*

Hi, Where do you want to go today!

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AAAaaaarrrrgggggg!!!!!
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Now are you shaking in your boots!!!

That's not funny, man. Somebody could get hurt with a stampede like the one you just caused.

*Brushes dust off clothes and goes back to her umbrella'd drink*

*walks into pantry and closes the door.... after awhile the door opens and danielt@adelaide appears wearing a tuxedo*

Wow you should me the people in the pantry!
Sorry! I'll try and settle down!
*Sits down and quietly twiddles thumbs and starts whistling it's the end of the world as we know it.....*

I think that you win the prize for most frightening costume! Here, have a drink.

*Subtly hides all matches in the area and hands danielt@adelaide a beer*