h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, but at least you got to have a vacation... meanwhile I've had to stay, be a polite host, and liquer up all the stragglers
By the way, you can find our halloween fishy at looneytune's sight, while the faces are over at mens@r@e

Tell you what, then - I'll help you tidy this mess up if you promise to invite me to the next one.

Hmm... all righty.... I think I shall... in fact, you are invited to the first party to ever happen to be thrown on Thanksgiving day, being a pure coincidence that it is thanksgiving

It is rounding September... I suppose it is time that I start stocking up on candy, liquer, and flame retardent cloth.

i can supply both the candy and liquor in one...my vodka filled chocolate fishies can be reformed to appear as minature turkeys if you would like
Monsy

I've got a few extra cans of aerosol flame retardant out in the shop, and a spare fire extinguisher(Monsy makes sure I keep plenty on hand).

I'll be glad to donate to the cause, if you think you could use them!

NM

I hope you're making extra, Monsy.

So, I was wondering... should I get the all purpose fire extinguishers, or one of the other three? It is all so very worrisome, having guests englufed in flames, ruining their costumes... Mmm... hot flames, marshmallows... chocolate

With the guests you find in this place, I'd get as many of the all-in-one fire extinguishers as possible! And sand buckets, and sprinklers, and hoses...

G7

With this bunch, it's best if you happen to know someone who owns a firetruck.....and just park it in the driveway!

NM

Or just beat them to the punch and hold it in a very large swimming pool?

Or a lake. While its raining.

G7

Or Perhaps we shall just have a room built for us where flames die out before they start...

Right!!! an oxygen free environment!!!!! That should do it!!!

It'll be the calmest party in h2g2 history!!!LOL

NM

Actually, there are rooms that are fire proof, and they do vent oxygen. However, they also vent something else, but I can't rightly remember what that is...

eerrmmm..the last time I vented, I got slapped!!

NM

No, that's called unzipping your pants

no comment from the wife
Monsy

oh, come on... you know you want to

He-he!!!! No she don't!!!

NM

She probably does, but she knows better.

G7