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Perks of the job - part II

Darkness had fallen, the prospect of watching England in the office (and without lubrication) preying on my mind, and my boss presses a ticket into my hand.

"Go to Wembley, call us if there's a riot"

And the refreshments were complimentary.

P.S. Thanks, boss.

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Latest reply: Feb 23, 2000

The less said the better.

Well, you heard me.


What sort of nickname is the Owls, anyway?

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Latest reply: Jan 25, 2000

The Stamford Jinx

Typical. And sensible money says that's the only goal the bugger'll score for the next six months.

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Latest reply: Jan 13, 2000

Return of the Zeb

Well that was a lovely long break from the old grindstone. Ignoring certain Tyneside cup matches, it was a festive season replete with debauchery and depravity in all their many colours. Apart from the ones involving sex. Got a bit of snogging though.

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Latest reply: Jan 6, 2000

Fulham. Bah!

To be honest, we didn't really want to keep the damn thing anyway. Looks out of place in a trophy cabinet more suited to European silverware and the most famous domestic trophy in the universe, the grand old lady, the FA Cup herself. And with Utd out of the running, it's time to reclaim our record.

(For the uninitiated, Spurs had won the FA Cup more times than anyone else, ever, until United started winning everything in sight in the nineties and overtook us. It's ours by right and we're taking it back.)

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Latest reply: Dec 2, 1999


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