This is a Journal entry by Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Perks of the job - part II

Post 1

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Darkness had fallen, the prospect of watching England in the office (and without lubrication) preying on my mind, and my boss presses a ticket into my hand.

"Go to Wembley, call us if there's a riot"

And the refreshments were complimentary.

P.S. Thanks, boss.


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Post 2

Lochangel

smiley - tongueout


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Post 3

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Hey! You're heading into a great job! Sod off!


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Post 4

Lochangel

smiley - tongueoutsmiley - tongueout ;-P

Think of all the years I have slogged in teh public sector - you and your nine hour weeks!


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Post 5

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Pah!!


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Post 6

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

My nine hours are spent while everyone else is asleep. Or shagging.

Wanna trade?


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Post 7

Lochangel

no but I will shag you on your desk smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Oh yes? They'll want to film it you know. I work with a right bunch of pervs.


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Post 9

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Well!!smiley - bigeyes


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Post 10

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Hey Sid - I could be in there, you know. smiley - winkeye


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Post 11

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Mmmmmmmmmmm?


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Post 12

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Well, I'm no expert, but the threat of humping in the middle of a busy newsroom seems like a fair indication to me.


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Post 13

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

It would without doubt make news!

I'd like to see Trevor McDonald explain that one away...


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Post 14

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

"And this just in (fnar, fnar).......viewers at home may find some of the following pictures disturbing..........", etc.


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Post 15

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

And then again....some might not!

*smiley - winkeye*


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Post 16

Lochangel

god you two know how to romance a girl!


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Post 17

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*sits quietly in the corner, drawing a rudimentary diagram*


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Post 18

Lochangel

oh by the way EV our work email has been destroyed by viruses in case you are wonderning. It is quite literally f***ed and has been since Friday afternoon. smiley - sadface


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Post 19

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Well well well well well well......well....

how the devil are you?


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Post 20

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*raises one eyebrow* That's what you get for e-mailing strange men who are leaving their jobs... smiley - smiley


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