h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Double grah! *writes DO IT NOW on a post-it note and sticks it to his forehead*

*lends Jack a mirror*

*looks in mirror* DAGNABBIT! Too much sleeping and not enough working thats my problem!

I didn't sleep at all last night. I'm currently being attacked by novelty children's balloons.

I didnt sleep much last night different reason though, that as because I wrote this F1670026?thread=1143647 journal and wasnt sure what the reaction would be (you arent subbed to my journals so thought I better let you know this way)

Well, I can't say I hadn't heard rumors to the effect. I guess I can just follow what Cal said: make every day enjoyable.

I'm here for you friend.

Rumours eh Oooh

I don't remember where though... But I hope you're feeling alright.

"When life gives you lemons make apple pie and watch everyone wonder how you did it."

Or

"When life gives you lemons, find someone whos life gave them vodka and make hard lemonade"

MMMmm hard lemonade

ra? Ra ra! Ra rah reh eh reh re

... ? ?

Reh *drinks *





ah, much better

Ah. Good. I was afraid you were going to try to eat my pancreas.

well......

People tell me it tastes of chocolate and booze.

And I suddenly realize I have a knack for saying the wrong thing.

MMmmm pancreas

Wouldn't you rather have a nice unhealthy donut?