h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We tend to have fireworks during the ev+a (yes I spelt that right) festival, but not during new years. Although I did break the law last night.

well...... whats ev+a or whatever...... and also I think many people broke the law last night

Nobody knows what the ev+a festival is, that's what makes it so odd.

Well I was at a party last night, and somebody had a copy of the constitution with them (it was that sort of party). According to the constitution it is illegal to declare in public a desire to kill the government. So I naturally ran out into the street and shouted "I'm going to kill the government!"

You rebel you

bpeople buy there own fireworks here!

We didn't have fireworks... I don't think we did anyway. I didn't notice any.

oh you need fireworks to scare s away from 2005!

Fireworks are illegal in Ireland.

Unless handled by our responsible government.

what a comforting thought

Comforting... yeahsure...

*dusts everybody*



people making the place look untidy</>

(Remotely-connected-Guide-reference-time it is then!)

Excuse me, I'm looking for Mr. Zarniwoop.

That's me, isn't it?

*scratches her head and wonders what's going on*

what's going on?

for the non-muffins that is song by late Marvin Gaye.

Shouldn't that be boffin?

boffin is scientist
muffin is musical knowlegde smart person.

No....muffin is a

that is I am very eatable

so we change it bit muphin.....