h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is madness!
I though this was a sensible thread?

Sensible you say? I can (at a push) do sensible, but the person who directed me to this place was fairly succint when she said "I think you can cheer him up muchly"

Right now my mum is diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer and we are keeping her going by treating her as normally as we can and making her laugh as much as we can.

By all means, I will pitch in at any tone you like - Jack did once inhabit the Mad Lab as our resident Health Inspecktor, so I thought re-visiting it would make him laugh

Nah, you go it for it! If it makes him laugh, thats a good thing.
Sorry to hear about your mum. I have a friend whose husband is dying from a brain tumour. Jeez! lifes a sometimes eh!

Amen to that!

So Venus - Are we still up for that dance then?

Jack?

A health inspector?

Why not!
'struts her stuff round the room'

*Follows Venus doing his misrepresentation of a Charleston*

Jack was the Health Inspektor, Cal.. and very flambouyant too!

*NJA swivels and jiggles and slides__________________across the floor*

Indeed Cal - he was so good he almost got the Lab closed down. Something to do with all the experimentation we were doing.......

Can I boogie too

*Shimmys*

C'mon Evilclaw, shake a tailfeather

Feather?

Ok shake you tail if you prefer

*The Doc stands in the corner shaking everything BUT his tail feather*

Hey Jack! Thanks for stopping by - I was shaking so much I have lost most of my fillings in my teeth. So - like the impromptu party?

Tomorrow we can have a good old fashioned Student party - you know the one, bring a six pack of value beer then drink all the owners Vodka, that kind of thing.......

Well as long as I'm not paying for anything!

Jack I think I need my health inspecting