h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That I didn't. They wait for the one moment when you open your mouth, and then they fly in and get caught in your throat.

Oh.

Anyway, how are you this horrible day?

was good, now bad.

i.. uh... yeah. you know.

Ah yes, I tend to have that effect on people.

wasn't you, was me

Why, what did you do?

got depressed. as you do. and i was doing so well.

Well ain't that a bugger.

yup.

the worst thing is when i feel lonely. it's consuming, and that makes me feel like theres no hope left in the universe. or whatever.

I remember that feeling. Life felt like a painful and meaningless void, a journey that doesn't end on a destination to nowhere. Then I met an angel, and he gave me the greatest of all gifts; hope.

Not literally, of course.

What?

I don't know what I said, I'm not a super-genius, you know.

Yes you are.

I know, but I try and be modest about it.

Anyway, you seem to be a little better, you're using capital letters now.

A little.

That's good to hear.

I'm going swimming now, which help even more. Thanks for listening. Bye -xXx-

Bye.

I'm back.