h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi.

Oh, so now you’re stalking me eh!

Yup. My theory of life is to find someone interesting and then follow them until they either get boring or take a court order against me.

I picked you cos you're fffuuunnyy. Of course I now expect you to keep me entertained for the next millenium...

Oh, just like to add, your page is really great. Wish I could make mine look that good...

Why should I keep you entertained? I’m a paranoid introvert with arachnophobia. For all I know you could be some sort of spider!

I’ve been forced to rewrite my Personal Space so that you don’t find out so much about me. I hope you’re happy.

Oh, now I have a guilt complex, thanks.
You're a god-in-training, right? Do you hang out at the Valhalla Inn? Apollo's currently the barmaid.

I’m not going to tell you where I go!

Geez, chill out! I was only trying to be friendly, don'tcha know...

Ok, I know a Joke!

What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A nun rolling down the hill!

What goes black, white, black, white, hahahahahaha?

The nun that pushed her!

I am a devout catholic and I found that joke to be very offensive.

I guessed you were Catholic. I offended on purpose. Sorry.

Don't take it seriously, I act the same to everyone. I once made a joke about my best friend's boyfriend, and she didn't speak to me for two years.

Thinking about it, maybe offending people isn't the best way to make friends...

should've been

*darn typos...*

Don’t you go around calling me a catholic! Just because I live in Ireland you think that I’m a catholic eh?! Well, for your information I’m an atheist.

And nobody enjoys the idea of nuns rolling down the hill more than I do; it’s just that I’ve heard that joke before.

You are self-contradictory. I only thought you were christian because of the bible quotations. I'm a pagan. But you can't tell that from any of my posts. Except this one...

Pagans are enchanting people

Ok, you tell me a joke.

My sister is a pagan.

The bible quotations are merely there because the angle of Armageddon was said to be like a “son of man”. Ben Adam means “son of man”. I put it up because it makes me feel special. Plus, anything that implies that I am going to cause Armageddon is good in my opinion. Though I am an atheist.

Joke: There are two bears in a bathtub. One says, “Pass the soap”. The other says, “What do you think I am, a radio”.

Oh the hilarity.

maybe it's me, but I don't get it...

Enough jokes. what music do you like?

I nearly posted that twice. This BBCi's acting weird...

You’re not supposed to get it. The joke is in seeing the other persons’ expression when they don’t get it. It doesn’t work well over the internet.

I like Mozart, Bach and of course Rachmaninov.

I like Rachmaninov, I play the piano (badly). Bach's OK, but Mozart's a little too flowerey for my tastes...

Something tells me you were trying to act smart then (Pagan intuition). I like more rocky stuff mainly, like Manics, Muse, Weezer, Radiohead (gets too lazy to write any more and finishes with 'etc').

Do you play any instruments? You can lie if you want.

I need not lie! I play the piano. And I was not acting smart there. I really do like classical music. It matters not that Mozart is flowery; he increases the IQ of those who listen to him, and that’s the sign of truly great music.