h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you open for business?

Well, I don’t actually run the car-dealerships; I’m just omnipresent in them.

Just a thought...
Say a prayer for me...

Gods don’t say prayers. That’s called talking to yourself.

Well I'm requesting a following wind the next time I need a change of motor!

I’ll see what I can do.

See you around the site
bye

Wooh, your first disciple!

Ok, I got it now... Men at Arms is the one with the clowns, right?

A lot of them have clowns in them.

I don’t think he was a disciple, I think he just wanted a free car.

The only reason gods have disciples is because they want stuff. I don't have any because no-one wants to look for fish.

so... was I right about the story? your ambiguous answer is unacceptable.

Does the book have the words “Men at Arms” on the cover, because that tends to be a giveaway.

Well, yeah, but the blurb didn't reveal much about the story. I got it now - It's got a gun in it, right?

I’m not revealing the story; it would ruin the book.

I've already read it, I just can't remember it.

I read it while on a camping holiday. I’ll never forget it.

You'll never forget the book or the camp holiday?

The two are intertwined; I shall forget neither. I remember waking up at six in the morning and having an unexplainable urge to read the book. That has never happened to me before.

Someone asked me to lend them my copy of the Guide today. I am now torn between my love of the book and my duty as a friend.

Hmm, an interesting dilema. Pretend it was destroyed in a forest fire.

I gave it to him, because I'm stupid.