h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What?

Bloody site acting up!

In the episode I just watched, there was a dead dove in the fridge because GOB was storing it to return to the pet-shop after he accidentially killed it by walking into a door with it in his pocket. In other episodes of the show, Tobias is facinated by the blue man group, and goes around painted blue, and so you often see blue marks around the house, especially around the fridge, from then on.

Ah. Continuity.

Yes, the shows continuity is fantastic, except for the 'Next time on Arrested Development...' bits, of course.

I wouldn't know. I don't have a TV.

Why, was it stolen? Did it break? Did it lose molecular cohesion and fall apart?

Oh wait, you ate it, right?

No, I left it at home. On purpose, I hasten to add.

Because you knew that if you brought it with you the temptation to eat it would be too great?

I just don't need it.

I can't get my head around this concept.

I have friends.

Another concept that baffles me.

I can tell.

It's not my fault if I keep screaming in the presence of other people.

it could be...

No it's not, it's a genetic condition.

like my depression.

You suffer from that too?

Yep. It's not fun, I tell thee.

I know, I suffered from it as a child (although I didn't know it at the time).