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Post 1141

Fish's Freak

I fear going clubbing tonight. I can't dance. Seriously. It's bad.

Can you teach me? Please?


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Post 1142

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

A man walks into a bar. The guy behind him does the same.

Or, in other words, that would just be the blind teaching the blind. smiley - smiley


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Post 1143

Fish's Freak

smiley - laugh OK then.


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Post 1144

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Anything else you want me to teach you in areas in which I have no expertise? Fox hunting, perhaps?


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Post 1145

Fish's Freak

I know less than nothing about fox hunting, and have no desire to learn.

Anything else you might need to know about?


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Post 1146

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Yes, how does one perform a heart by-pass operation. smiley - erm


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Post 1147

Fish's Freak

With great difficulty, I should imagine.


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Post 1148

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Yes, I've figured that part out already. smiley - erm


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Post 1149

Fish's Freak

Then the rest shouldn't be too difficult. smiley - smiley


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Post 1150

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Oh well, it's too late, the guy died a minute ago. smiley - erm

So how's life treating you on this fine day?


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Post 1151

Fish's Freak

Well, not too bad... I've been a bit bored. I'm still pondering whether to ask Jake to come out tonight, or if to just leave him on his own for the night.

How are you?


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Post 1152

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Bored, tired, depressed... I feel like a kid again! smiley - biggrin


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Post 1153

Fish's Freak

I think we may have switched personalities at some point in the recent past.

Get this, I went /clubbing/ last night, and I actually had an incredible amount of fun, it was grrrrrrreat! Because I was dancing with Jake, and normally I don't dance because I'm quite uptight, but he's like the best dancer ever, and it was soooooooo much fun. And it was John Peel tribute night, so the music was great too. smiley - biggrin

Ah. Life is good at the moment. smiley - biggrin

anyway...

How are you?


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Post 1154

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

See my previous post. smiley - smiley


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Post 1155

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Actually, I think you're right, we have switched personalities. smiley - erm You wouldn't care to be misserable and depressing again so that I can go back to being happy and annoying, would you?


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Post 1156

Fish's Freak

Nope. I like being happy and annoying. smiley - smiley

Anyway, it shouldn't be mutually exclusive - you could be happy if you wanted to...


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Post 1157

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I know, I just don't seem to want to. smiley - erm


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Post 1158

Fish's Freak

Well, if you're doing what you want, why aren't you happy?


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Post 1159

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

I don't know. Trying to make sense of my mind is like trying to climb mount Everest in your underwear; disturbing and fatal. smiley - erm


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Post 1160

Fish's Freak

smiley - laughsmiley - roflsmiley - laugh

You're so funny.

Ben, be honest now - am I funny?


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