h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sad EvilClaw is. Attacked by a trekkie he was.

*Whacks EvilClaw with an ancient tome*

*Twacks Anole with a mall*

*throws galaxy at SuperMoo*

*throws universe man at Anole*

*throws UniverseMan back at SuperMoo*
*bounces off his large head and smashes in to EvilClaw*
Oops

So much violence! this is meant to be a civilised society! It's an outrage!!!!

Ow!

Salve Elwyn! what brings you to this uncontrollable mad-house?

Hey! I found a Tome of Eternal Darkness (C)!

Think carefully: Are you going to throw it at anyone?

Watch you head!!
*turns into small lizard and hides in a crack in the wallpaper painted wall*

ah...the joys of lead paint...it helps shield against gamma radiation...well...not really...it would only deflect a minescule amount of radiation...unless it is a really old wall that belonged to someone who could never decide on which color he liked most...and thus put several feet of lead based paint on the walls...

that sounds dangerous

only in the state of Califlower......California...
<'twas a Spy Hard joke>

ok

Well I figured it was either this or bedlam that that the school semester is over ...

I've been out of school for several weeks now...as I was a senior I got out a week early and as I was a senior in the International Baccalorate program I got out two weeks earlier than that for my exams...the same for EvilClaw...so...basically the Bedlam of America has been let loose on Hootoo...

Thats nice

you've been doing an IB? what in?

...the International Baccaloreate Program (IBO) is (technically) a two year program (although there is supposedly a sylabus for IB classes for Kindergarden through 12th grade...but everything before Junior year is called Pre-IB) that uses a slightly flexible sylabus to ensure that the classes are essentially the same throughout the world. The level of dificulty is usually considered to be a step above the AP (Advanced Placement) Collage Level courses. IBer's tend to be somewhat elitist in general (due to their place at the top of the ladder) and not at all like a stereotypical geek (well...for the most part) The IB Program in general has been accused of being a communist community...the argument kinda made sense but I can't remember the reason...additionally IBer's have a tendancy to fake laziness (as by the fact that they are in the program means that they are hard working)...anywho...just to reinforce the elitist views...I MORE SMARTEST!!!

Um?