h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you should be hung for that one

I guess that in this case no noose is good noose.

your really stringing them aong arent you.

Its plainly obvious that all these comments have a common thread.

that is knit possible is it?

Isn't it? Sit down and let old grandpappy EvilClaw spin you a yarn.

so long as its long and winding.

I think our credibility is beginning to fray.

perhaps we could patch it back together

I think we should quit while we're ahead. This contest seems to be tied.

are you sure your not trying to rope me in to giving up?

Cord you just give up now!

i think knot.

Ug, too many puns... this is as bad as one of the recent Piers Anthony "Xanth Trilogy" books

didnt read it. too many loose ends?

Too many puns sent in by fans. IN the Trilogy is 27 books with the last one titled "Cube Route"

i see......never read any of em.

The first fifteen aren't too punny so I recomend them and if you feel like going on that I would recomend only if you can take 10 puns a minute for an entire book

i might give them a go then, ive seen them about but never bought them.

You could just check them out of a local library