h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I feel inexplicably dirty *takes pictures*

my fault *covers self with standard issue magicians hat* whoa! no rabbits in there go on shoo!

I'm actually impressed that you managed to make your pants dissapear. Creeped out, but impressed.

problem is i cant majick them back....

Now I'm more creeped out. Thankfully, I'm carrying an emergency pair of pants. I think i stole them off of lil. They might fit you if you ignore many of the laws of physics.

there are laws? *effortlessly put on pants that are too small for pretty much anyone*

Anything can be accomplished via a convienent disregard of physics! ... Boy do those pants make your butt look fat

*twitches nose* better?

Did you just do a "Bewitched"?

yes. yes i did.

Right then. Duh duh. Dum dum de duh duh!

*twitches nose again* *sneezes* hmmmm, a bunch of flowers just came out my nose want them

... They're covered in snot.

no theyre not thats fertiliser, honest!

I'll be attempting to set fire to you now. Don't take it personally.

dont worry, ive got one of those squirty flower things, oh and a bucket of confetti.

Ah. Isn't confetti flammable?

i dont know, wanna find out?

Heck yeah!

*puts bucket on floor* right then *drops fire cracker in bucket*.......