h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lucky I have this handkerchief, I thought it was just useful for stranded cars.

oh im not shaming you, im just fascinated by its colour/color (take your pick)

Ugh and wraps towel around head.
El: Maybe it will go away if I avoid it.

i dont think so some how.

Well, I have my and personality also to repel s.

i think you will need a bucket to start bailing out this thread.

Hmm... red drool? ... *ponders* ... I seem to be bleeding internally. Quite a lot actually. Shouldn't i get emotional over this?

Just great. You might want to plug you ears before I begin screaming.

*dutifully does so*

yes. that would be funny. elwyn dont scream, you will burst ear drums, more blood.

I feel a sharp unpleasent pain in the gut... Oh wait. Thats hunger. Or the essential unloneliness of life. ... Nope. Its hunger.

*gulps at the imagery of shatter ear drums*
*looks decidely and reverts to denial*

hello? hello? ive answered the phone and all i hear is RRIIINNGG!!

I always thought you'd prefer the flute or violin or something...

eh?

*Elwyn wishes to pay her respects to those of the musical profession but does not feel inclined to move*
So lazy...

Ah but laziness is a evil virtue (and thus a vice?)! Why do you think that evil people always leave their enemies for dead at the bottom of a cliff instead of unloading a machine gun into their skull...

again eh?

AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO ME MERCIFUL?
OH EVIL, I WOULD RATHER BE EXECUTED THAN PLUMMETED TO MY DEATH IN THE FALL, O MY CURDLED TUMMY!

... Mercy is a evil vice!! (and i guess that makes it a virtue...)