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Suffering from terrible Burns
Posted Jan 25, 2005
Thy glove is like a bed dead hose that's duly hung in Troon.
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Stormy weather
Posted Jan 11, 2005
Our weather in(Scotland)is generally bad at the best of times and we're sort of used to it by now.Due to the recent world events with the Tsunami and other weather related disasters,I know our climate and inclement weather doesn't really come close to what these other countries are experiencing.So what I'm trying to say is I'm not complaining,but on the other hand the weather we are being subject to at present has to rate as the worst for many a year, so I thought it was worth a mention to see if any of you want to share how things are where you are!
Rain is part of our culture here in Glasgow
so that's not the issue.It's the hurricane force gales behind it that's unusual,and the fact that these conditions do not seem to be easing up any.I generally just accept what weather we get,and by no means am I genned up on it enough to explain how bad it is right now,but I'm almost certain we are experiencing the tail-end of the storms the rest of the world are having!
When I was younger, I believed that when they sent rockets into space they damaged the atmosphere and made little holes in the protective layer which is up there,and consequently allowed the bad weather throughor was that just something my mother told me? maybe
How is the weather where you are..?
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Latest reply: Jan 11, 2005
Merry Christmas Everyone !
Posted Dec 13, 2004
To all my dear friends(old and new) on h2g2, this is simply a personal greeting to wish everyone the very best for Christmas and over the festive season!
And let's hope 2005 is good to us all! 
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Latest reply: Dec 13, 2004
Dull week ahead!
Posted Aug 25, 2004
For the last two days I have been coming to terms with the loss of £100 which I stupidly folded together(5x20), and quite thoughtlessly stuffed into my pocket.The torment of back-tracking and hunting frantically is finally over.It's gone,and is not coming back.What remains
now is a house like a bomb site,and a horrible feelng inside.
I give up!
I would rather have given it away
Some lucky b's had a good weekend on me
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Latest reply: Aug 25, 2004
The Supervisors
Posted Aug 18, 2004
When the body was first made all parts wanted to be Supervisor!
The brain insisted,"Since I control everything and do all the thinking.I should be Supervisor!".
The feet said,"Since we carry man where he wants to go,we should be Supervisors!".
The hands said,"Since we do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going,we should be the Supervisors!".
The eyes too staked their claim,"Since we must watch out for all of you,we should be Supervisors!".
And so it went on;the heart,the ears...and finally the BUM!
How all the other parts laughed to think the bum
should be Supervisor!
Thus,the BUM became mad and refused to function.
The brain became feverish,,the eyes crossed and ached,the legs got wobbly and the stomach went sick.
All pleaded with the brain to relent and let the BUM be Supervisor.
And so it came to be,that all the other parts done their work,and the BUM simply supervised,and "Passed" a lot of crap!
MORAL;You don't have to be a Brain to be a Supervisor.............only a BUM!
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Latest reply: Aug 18, 2004
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