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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 3, 2004
I said I wouldn't mention any names, you revealed yourself
I mean you didn't reveal..I mean...Oh hell....
Look, 
I'm 
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 3, 2004
Right couple of jobs to do before I go, spot of tidying up. If I miss you now. Good day to you and I'll be on again tonight.
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tsarina Posted Mar 3, 2004
no need to get your knickers in a twist - you've grovelled enough - you can get up off your knees now 
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 3, 2004
Bye Helen. Till tonight. 
Sleep well.
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tsarina Posted Mar 3, 2004
Good evening Tony
Hope you slept well today and are ready for a long nights work? 
Off on a coffee break at 10 for 15 mins - be back round 10.15ish
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 3, 2004
Dog woke me at lunchtime again, but I gave her a handfull of biscuits and she was as good as gold, I thuink she was hungry.
A fair bity of work, but I've made inroads into it so it shouldn't take long.Just fiddly and bity jobs.
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 3, 2004
Bit busy too. Quieten down later, I hope.
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 4, 2004
A jelly baby went to the doctors and said I have a sexually transmitted illness
How did you catch it? Asked the doctor.
The jelly baby responded I've been out with all sorts
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 4, 2004
Leads to the debate is there more jelly on a boy jelly baby or a girl jelly baby.
Catch you after your meal break.
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tsarina Posted Mar 4, 2004
I'm back from lunch
I see the discussions are getting more intellectual as the night wears on Do you think someone would fund a research project to find out who has more jelly?
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 4, 2004
Why not? I believe they funded research into does the shape of a teabag matter.
Perhaps we should apply for a grant. We could drag it out for a couple of years.Then later we could bring in a related matter as to whether the colour of the jelly makes any difference
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tsarina Posted Mar 4, 2004
Mmmmmmmmm sounds good to me
Can't think of anything nicer than to be paid to eat jelly babies 
Maybe we could find out whats the favourite way to eat them too? Head first, feet first or just stuff 'em in whole???
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 4, 2004
I like your thinking. That's yet again another related topic. We could drag this out for years. We could then, if pushed for an answer, say it doesn't matter.
How about does it matter if the back is flat or round?
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tsarina Posted Mar 4, 2004
That would depend if you want to balance them on your nose then flick them in the air and catch them in your mouth? I reckon the back would need to be flat then, dont you?
Geez you must be as bored as me
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Mar 4, 2004
No.No. Come on now, this is serious research.
Do you think people do balance them on their noses? I mean is that a sport?
Look last year scientists finished a three year project into whether or not the shape of a tea bag makes any difference. If they can waste tax payers money, time and equipment doing that, then I reckon our jelly baby research stands a chance.
I'll ask a couple of others on the threads and see what they think.
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tsarina Posted Mar 4, 2004
ok..........who do you think we should approach for the funding? A university perhaps or a government dept? It's just daft enough for the government to throw buckets of money at!
You had any ideas from the other threads?
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