h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thinking about breakfast, and hoping to get another free one, if they are still feuding down there.

Have you been for brekkie yet?

Noshing away merrily even as we speak. I got distracted by the news of the bombs in Kabal, God that was terrible.

Sorry, forgot to ask. Did you want to know what I've got for breakfast?

Not really but expect your going to tell me anyway!!

Yes the bombings were terrible but have come to expect it in that part of the world now! It's as if they dont want peace and stability!

From what I can gather it is the Al Quiada, is that how it's spelt, who are trying to stir things up between all sides so that the war continues. Ben Laden and his mob.

As I say the pictures on TV were graphic and bloody. It was very unpleasent.

As to breakfast well I had....ouch, yow. leggo. Alright I won't tell you.

Read in the papers that they were sending the SAS in to root Bin Laden out of the mountains on the Afghanistan border. The irony is that he's actually Saudi Arabian and from an extremely rich family and uses the money to finance his revolutionary activities!

God help him if the yanks ever manage tyo catch him

Yup he's some sort of millionaire builder, isn't he?

Friend of mine is a policeman on night duty and has just e-mailed me two jokes, see what you think.

A fat woman walked into a shop and said I would like to see a sweater that will fit me. Yes,madam,said the sales girl, so would I.

Don't get drunk with a dyslextic dwarf, it's not big and it's not clever.

Boom Boom.

Fat woman joke was quite funny - dwarf joke didn't even raise a titter

Here's one for you:-

Police in Brixton have arrested 3 out of 4 known terrorists...........Bin thievin, Bin muggin, Bin dealing. They can find no trace of Bin workin!!!

Send that to your police pal

Sad to say he's beaten you to it some weeks ago, but it was funny.

Why does the Mersey run through Liverpool, If it walked it'd get mugged.

Another 2 hours and forty minutes and I can go home.
Another 2 hours and 39 minutes and I can go home.

Oooppss sorry, drifted off for a second there.

I've been drifting away too

has he beaten me to it with this one then?

I'm at the police station now. Been done for drinking and driving - urine sample was positive, so I nicked the sample! They are charging me with taking the p*ss

Oh dear (sigh)



I'll send it on.


Late last night a police car was in colllison with a private vechile. Anyone who saw or knows anything about this accident, the police request that you

Keep very very quiet.



They've just annouced about 140 dead in Iraq. God that's bad.

By the way..........on the next word thread? What is DATS?

Is this a new explosion tonite? I know about the ones yesterday in Baghdad and Kaballa (think thats how you spell it?) They reckon over 140 died in that one

Yeah it was those bombas. I was in bed yesterday and so never saw the news until tonight. I'm always a day behind on nights, if you see what I menas.
DATS stand for Digital Audio Tape
Sorry had to dash off to do a job.

how do you expect us mere mortals to know that

Dont know that I can think of a next word for that tho

Sorry. I'll go back and change it.

I'll go look and see what I can come up with

I think you'll like it.

very funny

You'll get me a bad name beaten up and put in hospital indeed Am not exactly Hulk Hogan lol