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Life sucks without a car!
Posted Aug 27, 1999
My buddy Dwight just called to invite me up to perform at some local arts festival he's hosting a stage at. I want to go, BADLY! I've not performed in over 2 years, and I'd really like to get out and about, see people I've not seen in awhile, etc.
SOMEONE SEND ME A CAR! 
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Well, I'm awake again...
Posted Aug 27, 1999
It's after 3:00 PM so I guess that's a decent hour. I showered before bed, brushed my teeth and all that rot, so I don't have to do anything but get up, fix me something icy-cold to drink, plop down in my comfortable computer-chair, lite up a ciagarette, and click to connect to the old net-a-roo!
Before I went to bed this morning, I spoke with a buddy who runs a bbs locally (one of those dinosaurs of the digital age, where people from round-about your OWN neighborhood used to connect and do basically all the same things we do on the net today- some of 'em actually had net feeds, which is how I learned about the internet in the first place- also how I gained a fondness for the lynx browser, which is amazingly fast and simple, if you're just looking for information, files, and other things which can do without the multimedia bells-and-whistles.
Why can I keep such evil hours, you might ask? It's simple- currently my "job" consists of learning COMPUTER LANGUAGES ("C", tcl/tk, java, and javascript at the nonce) while collecting a CHECK FROM THE GOVERNMENT each month! I'm in REHABILITATION after being driven BATTY by even BATTIER WOMEN!
Ah, tis a long tale- full of narcissistic personalities, borderline personalities, heroin, rock-stars, wanna-be-rock-stars (yes, I'm one of those), CRACK-rock stars, poets, artists, and general loonies!
I shall have my revenge! I shall LIVE BETTER THAN THE LOT OF THEM!
Notice how I ramble on, and say a lot more when I'm fresh out of bed, than when I'm about snookered from the days activities? Yes, I get snookered- because I probably spend more time in "school" than your average college student- only I don't have to deal with tight-assed professors, loonie "womens-studies" majors who think you want to rape them because you may have glanced at them once or twice, and the rest of the things which have made University a "male-hostile" place.
I have one thing to say to them: "PENIS!"
"PENIS!" is a word sacred to ,,oBo,,- a lyst WORSHIP-WORD (remember the star-trek episode where the Yangs had a "worship-word"? Haven't you always wanted to have a "worship-word" too? So you could be a cool like the extra-terrestrial primitives who- FOR SOME STRANGE REASON- had developed EXACTLY like we here on earth, to the point of developing their own USA and COMMUNIST CHINA? I thought you had.
Well tough titties! YOU CAN'T! Unless you're a member of das Lyst!
And I'LL never tell how to become a member, unless you check out my "das Lyst" page off my ORIGINAL HOME PAGE (see link above)! The hard part is- YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THAT PAGE WILL WORK!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In other words, you have to "get lucky" in order to join das Lyst!
If you're interested in learning "C", here you go! Here's your first program:
#include
main(){
printf(\n"Hello Assholes!");
return 0;
}
Write it! Compile it! Run it! See what it'll do! And just think how much fun it would be if *I* were your computer science professor! THEN think about how *I'll* NEVER be your computer science professor, because I'm more than willing to tell any feminazi on the planet how full of it she is, and to shove it up her bunghole (or his)!
Now if THAT doesn't piss you off at Gloria Swinehem, I don't know what will!
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The ideal woman!
Bite that, Andrea Dorkin!
da Baron
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Strange hours...
Posted Aug 27, 1999
Yes, I keep strange hours. I actually freecycle, most of the time. I stay up as long as I like, and go to bed when I like- though for the past 10 years or so I've been up mostly all night and sleeping all day.
So I woke up in the middle of the night "today"- surely it's day somewhere? I watched an interesting documentary on the original Mr. Ponzi (of the "Ponzi scam" fame), the con-man's con-man. His last great con was scamming Mussolini....
I think Shazz is mad at me for some reason- doesn't "knock up" mean to wake someone in England? Anyway, I hope she reads my reply so she can open the .nfo file on the stuff I sent her.
Oh, well. I'm off.
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It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood..
Posted Aug 25, 1999
I've just awakend from my sleep, put on a pot of beans (I'm making RED BEANS AND RICE for dinner today!), and slipped a pan of mini-egrolls into the oven to break my fast!
I'll not wax gradiloquent about it, but I'm in a chipper mood!
RED BEANS AND RICE:
1 bag of Red Kidney Beans
1 large onion
1 lb. Cajun sausage
4-5 cloves of garlic
Louisiana Hot Sauce- to taste.
Rice enough for the servings you wish to eat immediately.
Prepare dried kidney beans according to directions on package, as the second boil approches, put in the chopped onion, sausage, and garlic, and a bit of hot sauce (I prefer cayenne to tobasco, at this stage, otherwise any company you might have drop by will proclaim your beans "TOO HOT"- the sissys!). Let cook until beans are tender.
I assume you know how to make rice, and if you're smart you made your rice about 30 minutes before your beans were done- that way you have warm, fluffy rice as a bed for your nice pot of beans!
Another nice thing to do is put some garlic bread in the oven about 15 minutes before the rice and beans are done- that way you'll have some nice, hot garlic bread to eat with your pot of beans and rice!
The only bad thing about today is that I have no tea! I'm out of tea! ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! What is a meal without a spot of SWEET ICED TEA???!!!???
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Latest reply: Aug 25, 1999
Jack-Booted Thuggery!
Posted Aug 24, 1999
The control-freaks are SCARED! They don't like the fact that they can't stem the flow of information, that you can know what they would rather you didn't know! From the CDA (that Communications Decency Act, for you who've been in a cave), to the Methamphetamine Whatever which would make linking to sites which contain information about drugs, they want to CONTROL what you KNOW!
Things like the school rampages (blamed on music, the internet, etc.) are used to justify their repression of information- kinda scary to see schoolkids acting like their elders in congress and making war to resolve their problems, isn't it?
The Pope (not the one in the vatican, the one mentioned at the top of my page)was recently called into the customs office:
"Hey Guys,
Well, I found out what the Customs guys want.
They are investigating my web pages. In particular, my Troublemakers,
Inc. web pages. Someone told them I was really selling babies or
something, I guess.
Anyway, the govt. appears to be coming down very hard on the internet and first Amendment rights here. Watch yourselves. "
I will expand on this topic more in The Complete Jack-Booted Thug, since the journal editor doesn't really support all the bells and whistles I want to add to my diabtrade.
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