h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah, life is funny. What time is it there??

According to my computer, 7:37PM. I don't trust my computer. Now it says &:38. My watch says 7:29 and the other one says 7:30. Time is crazy, mixed up and abnove all an illusion.

yeah, well Greg stole my phrase! "Go Screw a Porcupine" is MINE!!!!! ::grumbles::

Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of desctuction.

Was your entry arranged or was it just coincedence?
I'm going to have a shower now, cya guys!

I told her I was using her phrase in a message and she then went and got a h2g2 account and posted that. We go to school together and she was ditching her class and hanging out in the computer lab with me (I aide with a teacher that has the English Department computer lab off of her room). It was 12:37 here at the time we were talking about time FYI.

I was NOT ditching! ::grumbles:: stupid git! My fifth hour is Advanced Humanities. In all his other classes, Mr. Becker (the teacher) had Stix (a homeless man) come and talk to the classes. During lunch, and fifth hour he took him out to lunch, and told our class not to show up! I WAS NOT FARGING DITCHING! I've only ditched once in my entire high school career (hehehe ... and I'm a senior), and that was forcibly ... by DESI!!!

Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction. Look upon my works ye mighty and despair. "You cannot see what I see because you see what you see. You cannot know what I know because you know what you know. What I see and what I know cannot be added to what you see and what you know as they are not of the same kind. What I see and what I know cannot replace what you see and what you know because that would be to replace you yourself."

hmmm ... that sig seems rather long for this sort of a posting thingie ... I could always use my shorter one (Susan, goddess of shovels and other implements of destruction. Look upon my works ye mighty and despair. "I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say.") but that also seems to long ... and also it doesn't seem people use sigs here ... hmmm ... I have alot to learn ... I'll just stick it all in my title! (Porcupine Screwer [which is actually Desi] will become SUSAN! Goddess of shovels and other implements of descruction [or something of the sort].)

That's not long!!! BTW I would recommend you don't switch to your short name coz h2g2 will crop it. I should know. My name used to be "some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights racking his brain but couldn't think of one" but it cut out after "couldn't thin" so I had to shorten it. It seems to be a 128 character limit.

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I think I've got it figured out! hehehe!

Really? I haven't


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You are psyco susan.

Whooa, stop the world! I wanna get off! I had my tooth yanked out the day before the one before this one and I think they took my brain and most of the rest of my internal organs with it.

Hush, Greg! I'm proud to be a certified psycho!

Hello! How goes it across the Atlantic? Hello? Helloooooo? Is anyone going to talk to me?

*sniff*

hello. it sucks, but what's new. How is it Europe??

I don't know. The Forest of Dean, where I live doesn't really count as Europe. It's more a sort of different universe inhabited by freeminers and sheep. I'll tell you about here then. It's getting dark and some stupid aeroplane just flew over on its way to stupid Fairford.
Bleugh Bleugh Bleugh.

It does count. Fortuanatly a lot of pubs these days use the rule that they are more restaurant than pub, but even so if their main trade is over the bar then they need to have a childrens licence. There are no actual laws about what you must and must not have to gain a childrens licence, only guidelines which are then interpretted by the local licencing officer and the local council. In the Peterborough area you need...
A seperate room for children from which no part of the bar may be seen.
No gambling machines or games where gambling may be encouraged.
No sharp edges where a child may cause him/herself or cause to others any damage.

I could go on but you get the idea. Basically the government sat down and set out the guidelines for running a creche and then said to the local councils to use which ones they want. Peterborough thoughdecided to use them all.

And no, not everybody hates you.
Just some people who like to type rude words into their computer in the vain hope of shocking somebody.
We've all done it. Then we got a life.
That by the way was not an insult, merely an observation onmy own sad existance. Never take insults from someone who is able to recit the chapter and verse of the licencing laws. They're usual hungover.

When I come online evryone else goes away.

I'm here now, but going soon.

So am I