h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does Mr Hitchcock know about this? sounds like a Great film to me

lost track of wots going on & hasnt got time to read backlog so just leaves

O well! I suppose we'll never know what happened to the crow? or if indeed the King ate it in his pie?

*burp*

Don't forget to pluck out the feathers, or the Union of feather pluckers will be after you!

carful

Typeing is slightly easier than saying, ie spoonerisms can be avoided, though my spelling is somat we all have to suffer

"A TIP FROM TJ"

Ahem! Stay away from the green jello in the dining halls. Trust me.

I make it my business to stay away from all jello in public places ...

thats not wot I heard

I'd recommend staying away from pretty well anything in the dining halls.

*burp*

I meant *eating* jello in public places ...

"ANOTHER TIP FROM TJ"

Ahem. Stay away from fraternity boys. Nothing but trouble. Trust me.

did they mistake you for someone who was female/had beer?

Actually Amy, you might want to make the acquaintance of a few frat boys ...

*burp* never really understood the whole US collage frat thing, someone care to explain ..?

Another tip.. if ever you're flying somewhere and find yourself in between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor, with the little kid behind you throwing up the whole flight, the fight attendants running out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts, the in flight movie being Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore, and 3 of the engines burn out sending the plane in to a tailspin, until it crashes into a hillside where it explodes in a giant fireball, keep your tray table up and your seatback in the full upright position, because that is the only way to survive!!!