h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hellloooooooooooo? *echo, echo*

Anyone hear me? *echo echo*

Am I dead? *echo echo*

No, your spirit just floated into the bathroom and the lights are off. Hang on, using the wonders of modern medical science, if I do this and that. She should then start responding again by........

Well, did it work or is she really gone??

*speaking with Lisa's voice*
I've found a temporary home in this body. There was nobody else in so I'm putting it to good use. Right Menzarse get the bandages off my - that is Lisa's body and give me, that is Lisa mouth to mouth.... NOW!

Is that ethical.

Yuk, yuk yeeeurrkk!! I never want to do *that* again!!! I mean, I had

Ignore that last bit.

Hi, I'm baaaa-aaaaaaaack

Wow, a possession!
And with a whole month to go before Halloween! Someone should tell the editors...I'd imagine tht was h2g2's first out of body possession.

I don't think you're seeing my point.. his point... Dammit.

OH MY GOD A TALKING MUMMY, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

My mummy talks to me all the time - I'm her favourite son!

I don't know why he's panicking...
DON'T!!

Well its alright for some, my Mum is still on your side of the Atlantic.

Hellooo

I'm alive

..

I think, and hope.

Lisa

Good evening, how are you doing today.

I've been h2g2ed

*hehe*

Lisa

Didn't Wales put on a great opening ceremony for the Rugby World Cup.

A pity the rugby wasn't up to the standard of the music and singing

C'mon the All Blacks, ruck, ruck, ruck

I was impressed by the game, the last time I saw Wales play the only thing they had going for them was Neil Jenkins' boot.

But know we have King Henry, nothing will stand in our way. Apart from the aussies, all blacks and south africa. Yes it is true that we didnt play well, but we won thats the main thing. If you enjoyed the music did you see Bryn Terfel looking down Shirly Basseys dress? And where was Tom Jones? At least we won so we can still say were unbeaten in 9. And BTW, we do have more than Jenkins boot.
We now have the runaway milk float. Craig Quinnel

I don't care so long a Argentina get a damn good stuffing, not that I hold a grudge or anything.

uhhh??? What's everybody talking about???

I'm just a kid I don't understand you all right now *echo echo*

Oh damn, I'm echoing again. *echo echo*

We are talking about rugby, and more importantly, that Wales gave Argentina a damn good thrashing.