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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 20, 1999
Good cos that would mean there's an axe in my bedroom, and we can't have that, can we?
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Menza Posted Sep 20, 1999
Not in your current mood no, I think it safer all round if you and axes stay as far apart as possible. At least as far as I'm concerned anyway. 
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Colin (The Happy Robot) Posted Sep 21, 1999
Right it is now our mission in life to make sure Lisa never comes into contact with an ax, in the same way that anti-matter must never come into contact with matter, the results wouldn't be pretty in either case.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 21, 1999
Theory:Axe = Axe, Lisa = Anti-Axe.
This is beginning to sound like a nickname for your mother's (or foather's) less popular sister.
"Here's Uncle Sid and Anti Axe"
Silly aside: I call my sisters daughter Denise and her son Denephew
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Jimi X Posted Sep 21, 1999
Why can't Lisa have an axe again? It's her house, let her chop up the furniture if she wants to...
It might be rather amusing!
COme to think of it, I think I've got a hatchet in the boot of my car!!
*runs out the door*
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 21, 1999
[EVIL LAUGH]
You'll be sorry!!
[EVIL LAUGH]
Haahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
[EVIL LAUGH]
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Jimi X Posted Sep 21, 1999
*Bursts back into the room*
I knew I had one out there...it was under the tire!
Now, where did Lisa go??
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 21, 1999
*sneaks out from behind sofa, grabs axe, threatens to smash the computer with it, then realises that if she did this then she couldn't be at the party. _Duh_ *
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Jimi X Posted Sep 21, 1999
Here Lisa...
*tosses a pocket calculator at her feet and jumps back*
Have at it!!
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Wooda@@e Posted Sep 21, 1999
Hello everybody!!! I'm Lintilla. This party looks like great fun.Shame *I* had to gatecrash, really. 
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 21, 1999
Hi Lintilla, you're... Oh who cares how many ppl have been here. I went to your page - want some help?
*SMASH*
Who are you???
*CRASH*
Ahh yes, one less calculator.
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Menza Posted Sep 21, 1999
YOU GAVE HER AN AXE, WHY????????
HELP
*runs round room*
*stops to shake Lintilla by the hand*
Welcome aboard, glad you could make it. Now where was I, ah yes
AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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Jimi X Posted Sep 21, 1999
Don't be such a baby!
Hi Lintilla! Duck when someone shouts goose and watch you bum when someone shouts duck! This forum isn't crazy, but it helps to remember that this forum isn't crazy....BTW, did you hear that this forum isn't crazy...
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK, HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK, HICK, HICK*
Oh yes, and Lisa has a hatchet!
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
This forum isn't crazy...
*HICK*
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Menza Posted Sep 21, 1999
I'm not being a baby. I just have an aversion to being treated like that furby.
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Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga Posted Sep 21, 1999
NO I wouldn't. Esp. not any of you guys.
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Menza Posted Sep 21, 1999
Thanks for clearing that up, can I have a rest now. All that running has made me loose my breath.
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Jimi X Posted Sep 22, 1999
Speaking of running, why not join the Critique Fun Run at
http://www.h2g2.com/P130852?
It sounds as though you could use some exercise!
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