h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've found another room! It's full of coats and stuff but if we throw them out of the window there should be room for everyone. You'll know when you're in the right room cos it's got vomit yellow wallpaper.

Do you mind, I was sleeping under that lot. The furry one was great. Now I'm all cold

Okay here's the question everyone's asking: Do you have a hangover now?!!

Hey that furry one was my fave one... I don't think I'll touch it again.

Wait, no, I have a great hang-over cure...

*Mixes with some urgency*


*GLUGLUGLUG*


Erm...no, it doesn't work...excuse me...

*Runs to toilet*

Details of what came next are not required, I think that most of us have spent enough time talking to god on the big white telephone to know exactly what it is like.

Ooh I'm getting popular now - 27.

I thought that should be "great white telephone", and no I feel fine. Hurrah. Can I have another drink before I sober up and realy start feeling bad.

Talking about vomit. Why after eating red meat, that has gone green, is the vomit coloured yellow?

OK, I'll just have another drink or 3.

Did Looneytunes lose 3 points for that last posting?

Right ET furry coat goes out the window first. Wheeeee.

Hmmmm. This bed looks a bit obtrusive.
Can anyone help me to lift it?

I would help, but my arm has just campaigned for equal rights, and refuses to do any strenuous work without good pay, and coffee breaks every half hour.

I can give you coffee and a regular look at a picture of a photograph of a £5 note. Will that do?

Grab the other end of the bed. Lisa only used it for sleeping anyway!

AHA!!! Loonytoons (or whatever) LOST A POINT saying grass green with the grass bit. HAH!!

Tut Tut, it always pays to read the rules.

and with vomit yellow & blood red too... that's 3 points, tsk tsk tsk.

He must be so sick now that he's turning Bug-eyed Monster green.

AAAhhhh yes, the bug-eyed monster.

"Lintilla? Where's Lintilla?"

"Over there. Lintilla?"

"Yes, Lintillas?"

Who?

Hang on, I just looked back and both me and Colin have used colours without appropriate discriptions. We both said blizzard white without the "blizzard" bit.

poor you.

I know, maybe I'll just say "blue" too make you all feel better.

Thanks for the cosidderation. I think I just found a loop hole in the rules. What happends when you say Black Hole Black, you are discribing one colour with a description that contains that colour.