h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*runs away scared*

Thats probably for the best.

The problem is that I never know what's best for me.

Maybe you should come round to the "therapists room" at my place. I'm waiting for a third patient.
For a small pile of cash I could probably help you rediscover some lost experiences which would help you define the best for yourself.

On the other hand I could just muddle through and have a great deal of laughs in the process which sounds like a lot more fun.

Did anyone find out why Tom Jones was not at the opening of the world cup?

He was probably doing TFI.

Poor him if he was.

I will admit that sitting across a desk from Chris Evans would not be my first choise either.

If I happened to have a gun in my hand and immunity from prosecution then I think I could live with it.

TFI ?

TV show featuring the extremely annoying Chris Evans.

Nice touch with the gun by the way.

Glad to know that some people agree with me on that point.

My personal choice would be a bow-saw though.

Provided the chances of him surviving are 0 then the choice of weapon can be left up to personal preference.

I'll make sure to take his legs off first.

Make sure he suffers, don't let him die too quickly.

That was the purpose in the bow-saw, to hack bits off one at a time.

Good choice.