h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh. Sorry. Um. I nearly fainted this morning to tell you the truth. You all know I'm terribly bad at relationships................

I think I'm still technically classed as a newbie even though I've been around for ages. Can anyone help ME around, coz I've only just got the hang of the little face things, and my computer doesn't do graphics.


Um............


Sorry........

My hero Does that mean I'll have to start another *adoration* site????

Definatly not. I'm sorry but I can't stand adoration. All I require to keep me going is the odd word of thanks, but to be honest it's not deserved yet as your sound still isn't working.

Very true..I guess there is only room for one god in h2g2 anyway

What exactly are you after ZB? I'd be more than pleased to help.

*v**y ti** I p**ss th* "*" k*y o* th* "*" k*y, *y co*put** *o*s so**thing st*ang*. (o* th* "*" o* th* "*" k*y)
H*LP!
HLPG
IT DOESN'T DO IT IF I WRITE IN CAPITALS. I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO THAT UNTIL Y DAD GETS HOE TONIGHT.
NOW THE "*" KEY DOESN'T WORK AT ALL!

Wh*t*s th* "*" k*y t*en?

Looks like you're having fun Et

I think you're missing a few vowels.

And was that a typo Pastey??

Was what a typo?

I don't think i could vbe arsed to do all that sound stuff on my page, although pictures sound intriguing. I could do a whole 'The Bugsy Experience' thing. That would, as they say, rock the boat. Maybe once i'm no longer classed as a newbie, and i can touchtype, and use java, and have my own yahoo site, and know what html stands for, i'll try some sound, an animation. Maybe even a whole film! (how much information are you allowed on your page - i could put my stories, and poetry, and paintings on it!

I COULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!)

ahem. 'scuse me.

i'm gonna find madmunk's page and see what all the fuss is about.

Well, paragraphs, fish and how to speak right would be a nice start, thanks.

Well, i've messed around with my page a bit, and it should load a little quicker now anyways....

ummm.I've forgotten what I was going to say LOL

That was very clever!!!

The word *vowels* LOL

yep ok..I'll say*Something Clever* LOL

Vowels is spelt like that.

This is mostly for Shazz or MadMunk,
have a look at this script and see if it works or needs adapting, I can't ry it out unfortunatly as this computer isn't set for internet sound and it a whole other story,



<!--

function player() {

var MSIE=navigator.userAgent.indexOf("MSIE");
var NETS=navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Netscape");
var OPER=navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Opera");
if((MSIE>-1) || (OPER>-1)) {
document.write("");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}

// -->




Have a play and let me know.