h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeah baby yeah - women want to be with him - men want to be him !!! how can you not laugh at silly mike myers ...
-saffire
by the way - wont be here for a couple of days going away to visit colleges - fun fun not - take care of these forums while i'm gone!

Ok u minx! I'll maintain your forum page with the same care and attention as I would my own Garden, with the aid of Elk and the rest of your chums! Bye now!

Ah, Madmunk, I must confess, it was I who started it all after confusing myself. Apologies.

We (Me and Saffire and Spike and anyone else we could muster) still want to callenge your posse to a game though. Now... we nedd some rules and and idea...

Ahh. i see, we have the posse, we have your team, we have the challenge, but what we know lack, is the game.....

thanks for all your gardening skills spikey mark!
eh - so hows this challenge taking shape...? i spose an idea would come in handy...ah well, we can't ask for too much
-saffire

Dun-dun, dun-dun, dun-dun (in the style of a heartbeat), the time: a few weeks before the millenium, the place; the internet-h2g2 website, the game; internet chess! Do you accept mr monk? We will kick you and your habit clad monkeys into the new millenium!! The plan is to use the internationally recognised method of computer chess, do u wish to start? Or are u chicken? I love to use the queens opening myself, and also buff my bishops before I place them on the table. The decision is your then (unless you've got a better idea anyone - waterpolo? monkey tennis? - english humour, dont worry)

erm.... well, i accept, sorta, except well, it'll be kinda difficult without being able to have an online chess board, and i don't understand all that 'King Prawn to queen 5' stuff.....
Olympic rule stareing championchips anyone?

seeing how i have no idea how to play chess, im with madmunk on the staring contest
-saffire
now what in the world is monkey tennis....

Fear not MM.....your loyal posse are watching these developments.......and some of us are rather good at chess

Well, i'm not bad at it meself, not that i'd ever admit that (D'OH!), it's just that i don't understand the system involved when they say pawn to king 4 and all that. i know the rules, and basic strategies and all.............. (But chess is only really enjoyable when you play complete idiots and win loadsa money....) ahem.

Chess!?! Was I mad? Oh no I wasn't, who is this newcomer shazza or whatever, no boubt a habit clad ape, one of the Mad Monkey posse goers, sorry I am feeling bitter about this posse thang, but no doubt we will form our own elite force (rambles on about power stratergies and world domination for 5 hours), oh anyway, is the pawn to k4 your move mandm? Saffire, head over to my page and I'll give you a little chess tutoring, Elk will aid me as he is the superbrain of chess stratergy. Staring is Illegal in the United Kingdom. It is considered rude, so is pointing, so they are both out of the quesion I am afraid. !-)

Now, thats not my move, my king prawns are staying right where they are.....
BTW, why are you bitter about the posse thing? after all, i did offer you saff and elk membership...... (there's no pleasing some people.....)

Hello, how is this possible? Posse joinage? Please respond MM. Sorry 4 before, hello everyone else.%-)

Posse joinage isn't the arguerment anymore. It's a matter of pride. Me, saff, spike etc. (there are more) want to beat you at something (don't we?)

I propose something ridiculously intellectual. Uhh...

Something I'm good at... Uhh...

Chess sounds good. So does staring. What was that on? Big Train! that rocked. Trains... a trainspotting contest, perhaps?

dont think you want to do anything too intellectual cause with me on your side yall would fail miserably...
trainspotting i can handle!
-saffire

Great, burger eating contest it is then... no? oh well......

pie eating would be fun
heh heh heh ...
how was the trip madmunk?
-saffire

Trip? oh the UAE?... well, to be quite honest.... crap.
But anyways.... that's all in the past now....
BTW, i've added saff, elk and spike to the 'posse'

oh well gee thanks - can we still have a pie-eating contest -its seems like soooo much fun... :q !
sorry the trip wasnt fun...
if it makes you feel any better, today was the day from hell for me...
i left the headlights on by accident and the battery in the car died and then i had to drag my dad out of work to get a ride to my other class at the university and i was late and while i was sprinting up the stairs my sandal fell apart and then to top things off i had to go to a seating audition which i blew so bad...
eh
*pauses a moment after venting*
ahhh much better
-saffire

Well, no, it doesn't make me feel any better, i don't revel in other people's misery (well, not unless i particularly dislike them anyways......), but thanx for the thought anyways...
Pie eating contest sounds like a laugh.... as long as their plain meat though, i hate all those disgusting vegitables.. (sorry vegiman, wherever you are..... )