h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the time is once again approaching then...
hey - wont you be able to get access to a computer in the UAE - or do they not do that whole technology thing?
read about your mom in the other forum - hope she feels better
-saffire

Yep, well, she's better now.
And yes, i will have computer and internet access, some of the time, but won't be able to answer all forums and won't be able to stay online for much either. It'll be Luck of the draw.

luck of the draw, eh?
perhaps a few bribe$ could change that...
heh heh
-saffire

Well, bribes may work, but the problem, there is, i'm fresh outa cash...

i did mean, of course, bribes in which the $$$$ is flowing into your empty pockets...
have a nice trip!
(i will have the money sent to wherever youre staying at in the UAE - so im expecting you to
pop into this forum a couple times while youre gone )
-saffire;>

Hello there. You're the first person to admit to being to my page, so I thought I check yours out. I'm finally settling in. I was trying to worry people with my little dogsmuckchase thing. I like scaring people, but its getting harder.

true true...
thanks for stopping by
-saffire

Whoa. How quickly did you respond to that? By the time I got back to my page, you'd already read it. You must be physic or something.

Or perhaps, you just sitb there, 24 hours a day, staring blankly at this forum, waiting for a friend...

oh shucks...it seems that youve uncovered the story of my sad sad life
actually - i just happened to pop into the forum a couple minutes after you replied and was so pleasantly surprised that someone else
was there that i had to reply - maybe i am psychic??????????? this could open up a whole new world of possibilities...
thanks so much mr elk
-saffire
btw - your fish is quite charming but it looks more like an angry bull than a peaceful elk...

Well, you asked me to pop in when i was away, so here i am!!!..
Lucky you....
Anyway, ahhh... i like the idea of money flowing IN to my pockets, thats something i've ever experienced before.....
BTW, i too have visited your page Elk, (after all, you were kind enough to visit mine)

nice to hear from you madmunk!
and nice to see that youve finally made your way to the UAE
-saffire

My fish was meant to be a kind of schizo fish but fenny didn't quite draw what I was looking for. See drew what I asked for but I asked badly, and it seems rude to ask again. Then again, Madmunk has two. Maybe it'd be better with a top hat.

im sure you could ask fenchurch some alterations...if you ask *politely* that is
-saffire

Hi everybody, I am back. My computer decided to have a break.

Hey MadMunk, don't forget the sweat bands.

Hi Saphire,I'll try and pop back another time, I am a bit behind on the Critique Fun Run that I am running from my page. Why not pop over and have a go.

Hi Elk, not had the pleasure of talking to you, You are welcome to pop over to my page and use anything you find there.
vegiman

I think you visited before I actually wrote anything. A bit of a wasted journey. It's now called 'The Lair Of The Elkmaster.' It contains nothing but straight text, an expression of my hatred for HTML.

That last meesage was for Mafmunk, by the way. it fell out of place.

hey vegiman - nice to hear from you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like i said before, ill try to funrun soon...
by the way - wouldnt madmunk look pretty silly in sweatbands????
-saffire
ps elk do you really hate html that much?...

I hate HTML for three reasons:

1. My hooves find it difficult enough to type all this garbage normally without having to bother with '< >' and stuff.

2. I can never remember the exact tag needed for complex stuff.

3. It's almost a programming language, and so should be thrice accursed.

It always seems to be that we're on at the same time. Spooky, huh?

unless of course youre like me...sitting in front of the screen aimlessly typing...searching for a friend...
heeheehee - perhaps were on the same wavelenghth
regarding html - given your three reasons, i completely agree that it should be thrice accursed or whatever...
-saffire

HTML isn't as bad as C++ though.