h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

so ive heard

Feel free to whip me with a wet towel (which, you will, of course, have on you), but who is Dave Matthews anyway?

(-silence-)

(-room empties-)

oh look youre back!
anyway...ill have to restrain myself from whipping you because it seems that no one overseas has heard of the dave matthews band...
for your information, the band is a sorta grassroots-y group ... combines guitar, violin, sax, drums, vocals... and their music is so amazing its something else altogether...you should look for audio samples on the internet (if you really want to try www.dmb.com)
-saffire

I saw a CD by him today in a motorway service station. It was in a bin marked 'reduced to clear'.

Not really! Where's me washboard! Eh? (Do you get that in America?)

I did see a CD of his though. I was searching through Led Zep and it caught my eye, a little way down the shelf.

wheres me washboard?
...no i have no idea what that means...

heehee - glad it caught your eye though! never really listened to led...you like them?
-saffire

Yeah! Physical Graffitti rocks! Buy it now! Or something! Yeah! yeah! Uh...

ummm - only if you buy a dave matthews album!
-saffire
hey look there you are online again...

I've just worked out how to put links on my page (I had instead of . D'oh!) so the bottom of my page in now resplendant with a link here.

im honored elk!
in fact, im almost moved to tears
if only i had the energy to put links on my own page...
-saffire

So we meet again Elk, and about time to. I have been hunting you across time and space in the hope to vanquish your kind! (Only joking man!) Who is this beautiful Saphire and what are 'her' stats? Does everyone know about her, gee she must have some kind of rep. on h2g2. In a time of woe do not despair... See you on Tuesday old man.

May I introduce my good friend 'Spike' and apoligise in advance for everything he says. He is new to H2G2.

Oh, by the way, if you want to put a link on your page, here's the code (hint, hint) Elk's page

That above link won't work by the way.

well hello spike - nice of you to drop in! a friend of elks is a friend of mine as well
ummmmm...i would put that link on my page elk, but that would require me to get off my lazy bum...and thats not going to be happenin any time soon...perhaps some day though...
-saffire
by the way - what do you mean spike by my 'stats'?????????

I think Spike is making a reference to something or other. He's so subtle, don't you know. (Notice also his use of the word 'beautiful'.) I shall make no comment.

What's a lazy bum? Is it like lazy eye? Or maybe its a tramp (GB meaning - or the jokes we could have with this) who can't be bothered to beg? I hop its not like lazy eye. I guess that'd mean you had trouble defacating.

heh heh heh heh - i really have no idea what a lazy bum is.........but ill have you know that i do not have any problems associated with it - except for the fact that it prevents me from being productive and putting your link on my page
aghhhhh! i cant keep track of all the different forums were talking in...how bout we 'relocate' to this one and the one on your page (write if youve been here...or something along those lines) sound good?

hmm...i didnt quite appreciate that story about the dead forest animal, but life is a bitch aint it...
and sorry about the language in one of those journal entries (perhaps i shouldve censored it...hehehehe, maybe not!) - i was in quite the pissy mood and had a uncontrollable urge to vent...
umm...subtle spike...beautiful saffire...crazy elk? hehhehheh, now im just ramblingfloatin along...ladedadida...
ta ta!
-saffire

Hello there, can I just explain summat: 'Stats' means statistics e.g. what do you look like, how old are you etc. Sorry if that is at all intrusive I didn't mean it to be. I am of course new to this here system, and alas I do not have indepth knowledge unlike you and me good friend Elk. Anyway that was nice, bye!

Well, if you really want to know Spike, I am of moderate height with green/brown eyes and shoulder length blond hair. I wear glasses and... wait, you know what I look like!

Hahaha. Um.

Saphire, Spike, come closer... that's it.

Madmunk's changed his links page. It's now a list of his 'posse,' and he's left us off. You were never on there, anyway, Spike. I say we band together and challenge their little exclusionalist group to a challenge. It needs to be devious and tricky and yet certain that we'll win. Ideas?

a devious challenge eh? im game...
except that were still on his links page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no matter - we can still protest i suppose...if youve got any good ideas that is
-saffire