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Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 41

Bluebottle

Or another reason I could mention?


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 42

DelphicOracle

They've all gone without a good-bye...

*sob*

*****

Can anyone lend me a tissue?


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 43

Bluebottle

I'm not in the last Post's issue.


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 44

Orcus

I need a good blow

(ooerrr missus!)


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 45

DelphicOracle

To clear out my no-
-Se so don't all run off, cos I'll miss you

____


A guy bought his girlfriend a cat


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 46

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

to live in her huge, empty flat


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 47

Bluebottle

It drank beer, and not milk


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 48

aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac

scratched holes in the silk,


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 49

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

and generally behaved like a brat.

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"The World's not enough?" asked James Bond


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 50

aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac

"I want the stars too, and beyond."


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 51

Bluebottle

I want the universe to be mine!
(Ha ha ha ha ha - turning into a villain?)


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 52

DelphicOracle

Tell the babes to get in line


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 53

Fate Amenable To Change

I'll be the big fish in this here small pond smiley - smiley

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There once was hippy from the Lickey Hills


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 54

aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac

whose nutrition came from small sticky pills


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 55

Bluebottle

Plus the smoking of leaves


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 56

Fate Amenable To Change

And the hugging of trees

(Hey it rhymes.. don't knock it smiley - smiley )


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 57

Orcus

And so that hippy grew some gills

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There once was a lad from Inverness


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 58

aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac

Who soon found himself in a mess


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 59

Bluebottle

He'd been walking along...


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 60

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

and banging a gong

(line courtesy of Er1c)


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