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Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 21

aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac

(which worked out quite neat)


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 22

Bluebottle

Unlike the rhyme "buttery cutlery"
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I want to wish someone a happy birthday

(ie, ME)


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 23

DelphicOracle

A "brimming with laughter and mirth" day

*****

Happy B'day, Bluebottle!


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 24

Fate Amenable To Change

Hope your next year is grand

(Happy Birthday! smiley - smiley )


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 25

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

you get all that you've planned

(Hippo Birdie!)


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 26

DelphicOracle

And it's generally a "not of this earth" day!

*******

Getting older's a bit of a drag


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 27

Fate Amenable To Change

Your bum chin and boobs start to sag

(so I am told smiley - smiley )


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 28

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

your hair starts to grey


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 29

aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac

and your mind fades away


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Post 30

Orcus

And they fit you with a colostomy bag smiley - sadface

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I hate work, its just such a stress


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 31

DelphicOracle

My desk always looks like a mess


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 32

Bluebottle

H2G2's much neater...

(Thanks all!)


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 33

Fate Amenable To Change

I find all of you sweeter


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 34

aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac

there are no real strict standards of dress

--*--*--*

A cat is a very nice pet,


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 35

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

so long as it isn't at the vet


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 36

Hipster, The happening handsomest

and scratching at


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Post 37

DelphicOracle

The objets d'art in your flat


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 38

Bluebottle

Or soaking everything wet
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These rhyme-things are starting to die. smiley - sadface


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 39

DelphicOracle

And we're all left wondering why


Limericks XXIV (A bad Scrabble hand?)

Post 40

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Is it lack of attention?


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