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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Started conversation Jan 12, 2000
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Jan 12, 2000
the rhythm is really atrocious
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Hipster, The happening handsomest Posted Jan 12, 2000
Trooper Barry went ballistic, he couldn't spell ferocious
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 12, 2000
Mary Poppins on Drugs?
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 12, 2000
Oh my god, this line is longer than a diplodocus...
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 12, 2000
Enough of that....
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Mary Poppins said to Dick van Dyke
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 13, 2000
"Your accents crap you hideous.. mite"
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 14, 2000
and the soot on your suit
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 14, 2000
Now P*ss off you Bl**dy great Sh*te!
Apologies.. I did resist the first time round round tho 
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There was an old man from Great Horton
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 15, 2000
He couldn't abide Graham Norton
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 15, 2000
But the rest of us love him
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 15, 2000
(but not like his friend, Tim)
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 16, 2000
He's funnier by far than Beth Orton
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There was an old lady from Rugby
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 17, 2000
Who attempted to grow her own mug tree
(Best I can do in difficult circumstances...)
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Jan 17, 2000
She then grew a pot plant
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 17, 2000
These hungry ants really bug me!
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What rhymes with "Utterly Butterly"?
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Jan 18, 2000
lazy girl says, "Vutterly Schmutterly"
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 18, 2000
Now, that was a cheat!
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- 1: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 12, 2000)
- 2: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Jan 12, 2000)
- 3: Hipster, The happening handsomest (Jan 12, 2000)
- 4: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 12, 2000)
- 5: DelphicOracle (Jan 12, 2000)
- 6: DelphicOracle (Jan 12, 2000)
- 7: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 13, 2000)
- 8: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 14, 2000)
- 9: DelphicOracle (Jan 14, 2000)
- 10: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 14, 2000)
- 11: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 15, 2000)
- 12: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 15, 2000)
- 13: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 15, 2000)
- 14: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 16, 2000)
- 15: DelphicOracle (Jan 17, 2000)
- 16: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Jan 17, 2000)
- 17: Bluebottle (Jan 17, 2000)
- 18: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 17, 2000)
- 19: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Jan 18, 2000)
- 20: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 18, 2000)
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