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Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 10, 2000
the ageing spy stammered,
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
DelphicOracle Posted Jan 10, 2000
"Cos' the Commies have spiked his Kia-Ora!"
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A greengrocer's daughter named Helen
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 10, 2000
aspired to a bit more than sellin'
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Hipster, The happening handsomest Posted Jan 11, 2000
Instead of wedges when people bought melon.
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A greengrocer's daughter's boyfriend called Pete
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 11, 2000
Her carrots were neater
And her lettuces sweeter
But her melons were hardest to beat
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Sorry, I couldn't let it lie...
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The milkman's son borrowed his float
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 11, 2000
he rattled the bottles
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 11, 2000
His dad skin it grew mottled
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 12, 2000
as the curses rose up in his throat.
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