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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Dec 30, 1999
It's really not funny,
this clown hit-and-runny (sorry, I couldn't help doing that line!)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 30, 1999
enough to make most clowns frown...
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The "Millenium Eye" failed its tests
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 31, 1999
Y2K bugs, birds and nests
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 31, 1999
They're sure it can swivel,
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 31, 1999
My head can't, dribble
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 31, 1999
those engineers can be real pests!
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Y2K has begun to arrive
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Luna(Queen of Hearts) Posted Dec 31, 1999
I see Looneytunes survived. 
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jan 1, 2000
Bad clothes and fireworks
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 1, 2000
a smattering of pissed berks
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 1, 2000
every one too drunk to drive!
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It's all so "Turn of the Century"
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 1, 2000
The Millennium has made it's entry
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Jan 1, 2000
but I was on the bog
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 4, 2000
I was drunk, so it seemed elementary
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I'm back, all hail. 
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Alone on my sofa I sat
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jan 4, 2000
I'm alone but I'm wearing a hat
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 4, 2000
some boots and a coat,
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Jan 5, 2000
and the skin of a stoat
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DelphicOracle Posted Jan 5, 2000
But my God! I've no knickers on. Drat!
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There was a young lady from Bucks...
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Hipster, The happening handsomest Posted Jan 5, 2000
Who kept giving me the funniest looks
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- 61: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Dec 30, 1999)
- 62: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 30, 1999)
- 63: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 31, 1999)
- 64: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 31, 1999)
- 65: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 31, 1999)
- 66: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 31, 1999)
- 67: Luna(Queen of Hearts) (Dec 31, 1999)
- 68: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jan 1, 2000)
- 69: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 1, 2000)
- 70: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 1, 2000)
- 71: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 1, 2000)
- 72: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Jan 1, 2000)
- 73: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jan 1, 2000)
- 74: DelphicOracle (Jan 4, 2000)
- 75: Fate Amenable To Change (Jan 4, 2000)
- 76: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 4, 2000)
- 77: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Jan 5, 2000)
- 78: DelphicOracle (Jan 5, 2000)
- 79: Hipster, The happening handsomest (Jan 5, 2000)
- 80: DelphicOracle (Jan 5, 2000)
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