h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Which I normally do in my shorts (erm... Running that is.)


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Just a few more days to millenium eve

I think it was suffering from mange

I'm off to a party with Steve

Champagne and sausages

And little corsages (it's a masculine eye-rhyme, okay? Don't hassle )

we'll eat and we'll drink till we heave!

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The Millennium starts in Two-Thousand-and-One

So wait a year

The Mellinium starts in 2001
But don't wait a year to have lots of fun

Start the jollities now

(Okay okay so I made the word up.. it's xmas.. cut me some slack! )

Make a ridiculous vow

to avoid every obvious pun!
(It'll never happen )

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Each year, at just about Ramadan,

My friend went away to Afghananstan

this cultural imbalance
(sorry )

was an awkward occurance

That Indian plane, not part of the plan
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Vegetarians always look miserable

unless one finds a rhyming trisyllable

but you should see the vegans

(it works! Put the emphasis on the should!)

they're sadder than pagans,

Their clothes and their lifestyle are risible.
(Not really - just trying to rhyme... No offence intended )

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"How many roads must a man walk down"

Before being hit by a car and a clown