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Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Dec 23, 1999
Nintendo made megabucks on
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I thought of a silly first line...
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 23, 1999
But Hey! Look! A Rocket!
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 23, 1999
Soaring to Earth, so sublime
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A row of arrows named Fred
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Dec 23, 1999
Skywriting a Christmas design!
Um... do I have to do another line? Oh, alright...
A reindeer was eating a carrot,
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 24, 1999
A row of arrows named Fred
Wished it was fishies instead 
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A reindeer was eating a carrot,
whilst being observed by a parrot
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 24, 1999
A row of arrows named Fred
Wished it was fishies instead
Live bait is nice
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A reindeer was eating a carrot,
Whilst being observed by a parrot
The cat sleeping
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Bruce Posted Dec 24, 1999
A row of arrows named Fred
Wished it was fishies instead
Live bait is nice
But gone in a trice
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A reindeer was eating a carrot,
Whilst being observed by a parrot
The cat sleeping
Tom who was peeping
;^)#
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 24, 1999
A row of arrows named Fred
Wished it was fishies instead
Live bait is nice
But gone in a trice
Forsaken, forgotten and dead
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A reindeer was eating a carrot,
Whilst being observed by a parrot
The cat sleeping
Tom who was peeping
At Santa, hanging in a garrote
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New one
Those Christmas bells are pealing
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 24, 1999
never mind - it looks like it's healing.
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Christmas is really depressing
Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Dec 25, 1999
When you've run out of nice salad dressing
(I keep thinking the next two lines should be, "Instead you could have a big slice of pav," but I suppose I'm only allowed to do one line so I won't tell you those two...)
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 25, 1999
Christmas is really depressing
When you've run out of nice salad dressing
Instead you could have
A big slice of pav
And then get stuck into heavy drinking
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I wonder why my head hurts?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 26, 1999
I feel really quite out of sorts
(sorry - best I culd do...)
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Dec 26, 1999
Perhaps it's the booze,
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 26, 1999
that kept me running to loos
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Dec 27, 1999
And relieving myself in long squirts
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I once had a pet which was strange,
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Limericks 23: Jingle All The Way
- 21: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Dec 23, 1999)
- 22: Bruce (Dec 23, 1999)
- 23: Bluebottle (Dec 23, 1999)
- 24: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 23, 1999)
- 25: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 23, 1999)
- 26: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Dec 23, 1999)
- 27: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 24, 1999)
- 28: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 24, 1999)
- 29: Bruce (Dec 24, 1999)
- 30: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 24, 1999)
- 31: Bruce (Dec 24, 1999)
- 32: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 24, 1999)
- 33: Bruce (Dec 24, 1999)
- 34: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 24, 1999)
- 35: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Dec 25, 1999)
- 36: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 25, 1999)
- 37: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 26, 1999)
- 38: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Dec 26, 1999)
- 39: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 26, 1999)
- 40: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Dec 27, 1999)
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