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Due to a..........
Posted Aug 11, 1999
Due to an unfortunate infestation of spiders,bugs,pterodactyls and other unspecified creatures,the MM Temple has relocated to a very pretty site further up the MM Mountain!Thanx are due to Garibaldi's
*We Move Heaven And Earth For You* team of deconstruction workers who
did a magnificent job for us in the space of only 5 minutes.I have never seen such workmanship!!Shame about the slight tilt to the left though...but,hey,why should Pisa have all the fun!!
Normal Service will now be resumed...pass the Vodka Monsy 
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My Sex Life
Posted Aug 1, 1999
Who is Shazz?
What is she?
I seem to have lost my sexual identity!!
Has anyone seen it?
I know I had it on Friday
I thought I had it on Saturday...
Then I entered h2g2 and...
BAAAAMMMMMM
Should I consider an op?
Does this mean I have to wonder around wearing trousers and a jacket for 6 years...to ease myself into my new role?
Do I have to learn to sit with my legs wide-apart...scratch places I haven't even got....fart in public(loudly)...extend my stride to 3 foot??
Please help!!!
I need assistance in my new role...
I haven't tried this before!
I need answers!!
I need help!!
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The New MadMunk Temple
Posted Aug 1, 1999
Cymru will be bereft as from Tuesday.The valleys will no longer resound with the merry clatter of fingers on keys(or strings) The MadMunk will leave these shores for an uncertain sabbatical in a far-off land!This is the place to keep vigil...Shazz with her constant kindling of the candle..Fenchurch with the mornful drone of the didgereedoo...Monsy with a constant supply of alcohol and choccie fish...and all others to continue to raise the paeon of praise....and eat,drink and be totally uncontrollable!! Shazz will continue to search for the sex which best suits her,having been reduced to androgeny by the researchers..praying that MadMunk will return soon to offer guidance 
ALL HAIL THE MUNK...KEEP THE VIGIL!!
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Flash Gordon+Rolf Harris
Posted Jul 31, 1999
The story continues......
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MadMunk for ever!!
Posted Jul 25, 1999
The kindness & generosity of a certain quiet,retiring giant of h2g2
knows no bounds!!Despite being pestered by a complete inept he has kept his cool (& his marbles) and devoted almost a whole day to helping me with a little whim 
LONG LIVE THE MUNK!!!!!
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