h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have something on my mind, but I can't tell what it is...

eerrmmm...anybody here got a bag of marshmallows?...weiners, perhaps?

Seems a shame to waste such a lovely blaze! We SHOULD get a bit of good out of it, don't you think?

By the way, Monsy...thanks for putting out the bigger part of the conflagration...but these little "hot-spots" are just too cute....and too useful!

Anybody here got a bun and a bit of kraut?....How 'bout a tad of mustard?

Marv...try "Smoke on the Water".....I think it may be, shall I say, apropo!

I think its' nice we can sit on this shoreline, looking out over the pleasant North Atlantic Ocean in mid-winter and roast "weenies" at the same time!

I think I need a jacket!

NM

Gets out the marshmellows and weiners. Here we go.

Umm... does anyone know if Shazz got those fireworks? That could cause a Big Bang if they're here and the fire gets to them.

The skyline on the ocean front is wonderful. Shazz really has a nice place. Hopefully she has insurance, else I am sure I could find a way for Garibaldi Constructions (Where we know how long it was built to last) can rebuild it for her.

Notices Shazz is very quiet...guess she is hiding under the sofa hoping this new design to her lovely home is just a bad dream
*grabs some of her special and a few graham crackers to go with those marshmellows*
Got an extra stick?
Monsy

New design... bad dream? What do you mean Monsy?

Here ya' go, Monsy...I whittled down a special stick just for you! Custom made with a hand grip!

EErrrmmm....you really don't think she'll like that accidental skylight? All we gotta' do is carve off the burnt stuff and install some "plexi"!

Garibaldi Skylights, Inc.("Where We Bring the Beams Through Your Beams") can handle it!

Maybe Shazz won't notice!

NM

ooo... skylights. can do a bit of amature astronomy at night. Though I don't think she would like the fact that her whole roof is a skylight.

Well, actually, I'm all for Astronomy and I've always wanted a perfect view of the heavens.

My only worry is that it may rain, but I'm sure Mr G can come up with something to cover that

Now, someone mentioned fireworks? *Roots around*

Look what I've found... 'Garibaldi's Reach for the Skies Super Series Rocket (GRSSSR) - touch the blue paper and retire, retire, RETIRE!!!'

shazz

*decides it is time to bring out her acme disaster proof suit and prep for a big bang*
Monsy

Got room for a buddy down there MOnsy?

I have a bomb shelter if we need it. Those fire works can cause a mess

*wonders if these fireworks are such a good idea*
I think a bomb shelter sounds like a lovely idea right about now...those fireworks look a bit salty to me
Monsy

Monsy are you saying something about Garibaldi products? You know they are the best you will find.

Find yes, but where they are found is what worries me
Monsy

Anybody got a matc.....eeerrrmmmm....

Nevermind. I think, considering the size of these fuses, we need a blowtorch!

Good work, Garibaldi!!!!! Now THATS' beez a firework!!!!

NM

Well, I, for one, can't wait any longer to see what the GRSSSR can do!

*Fires up the 'Garibaldi's Blazin' Blowtorch - strip for action; torch & scorch for success' - and aims the jet towards the blue touchpaper*

5...

4...

shazz

DUCK!!!!
Monsy

ARGH!

s away. Nice knowing you all.

Wait a minute there!!! Garibaldi, wasn't this firework show using supplies from YOUR company??? I think you might should stick around for quality control
Monsy