h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Be forwarned that Monsy are dangerous.

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Monsy, how do you make these alcoholic

that is a trade secret
Just trust me that they are something you will never forget
Monsy

Sorry people, Shazz is bound to show up but I do believe that life got in the way of a quick response.
Guess who'll have to pick up those chairs though...?

I figured she'd get here eventually. Yip, being late to her own party means that she will be in charge of clean-up and with some of the guests here that will not be an easy task
have a special ...I have been tinkering with the recipe
Monsy

Looks like that has in it. Your eyes are wide open.

Hmm.. clean up. Yeah, she might have to get the help of Garibaldi Cleaning (where we just dont sweep it under the carpet).

Nice that you could make it TM. Tell Shazz that she needs to make a guest appearance

OK...its' gotten too quiet in here. Time to fire off the amps. Get those "cords" ready Marv!!!

*flips switch...lights go out*

Anybody got a penny?

NM

AHEM!!!!

Who's been running up my electrickery bill eh?

shazz

'Twernt me!!!!!

I just turned this stuff on! The powers' not out...just sleeping.

If someone would give me a penny, I'll make it come back on!!!

I promise!!!!

NM

I don't have a penny! We only have Eurocents here!

shazz

hhhmmmm....


Is it copper? Is it the same size as the bottom of a fuse?

NM

Yes - here... see if you can turn the power on again then - I want to party

shazz

*takes funny looking round piece of metal from Shazz....removes blown fuse and shoves funny looking round piece of metal in its' place*

AAAHHHH!!!! There they are.....uuuhhhh....there they went!


eeerrrmmmm....Shazz....do you smell smoke?!

NM

*sniff, sniff*



I do yes!! We could have a serious problem NM, not the least because it's Garibaldi's party we've just set fire to!

I had a feeling we shouldn't trust a cheap Eurocoin!!!

shazz

LOL!

Yeah, one of these aluminum US pennies probably would have done no better!

Do you, by chance, have an extinguisher handy? I'd hate for Garibaldi to slide back in and find the place in a bl**dy burnt ruin!

NM

*Rummages around*

Ahah! This looks about right!

*Unravels something resembling a fifty foot snake with assorted nozzels at strategic positions near the end.*

Now... I wonder which nozzel we should use for an electrical fire?

*Turns one, which spews out a stream of semi-sticky white substance, covering her own foot and most of NM in the process.*

Oops!

shazz

eeerrrmmm....let me guess....Garibaldi Extiguishers Incorporated....."Where We Know How To De-Light A Room"!!!!

PICK ANOTHER NOZZEL!!!! THAT ONE DIDN'T WORK!!!!

NM

This looks like a job for someone who hasn't eaten quite as many of those ...
*toss's air masks about the room so as to keep the live party goers from becoming...shall we say, a bit stiff *
Ok, here goes nothing....
*Grabs a rather large clunky machine from the back of truck and drags it to the middle of the room*
Best put those masks on quickly now, this sucker is powerful and guaranteed to work...
*cranks said clunky machine with attached pull cord and watches as all oxygen is removed from the room*
Notice how our little fire show is not as happy as it once was??
*makes sure all the little flickers are gone then flips switch to turn off said clunky machine*
Ok, let me just open a few windows and you should be safe
*lugs clunky machine back to truck and returns with a rather large basket of goodies*
Here you all go, why don't we try not messing with electrics for a bit and instead see just how full and slap-happy we can get
Monsy

try these the next time why don't you

ARGH! What have you done? You've ruined my party!

This could have been fixed if you tapped right in to the High Voltage power lines just outside.

*grabs a , sits in a seat and grabs some s*

*writes some notes about charging NM more for the next trip* That will teach him a lesson.

BTW, Shazz nice to see you got to the party that is in your own house. I have a good lawyer that you can use to sue NM.