h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*remembers that Njan was moaning that his Fan Club was inactive*

*quietly places a beautifully decorated silver tea tray carrying cups of extra strong coffee, a milk jug, sugar dish and a few slices of Triple Chocolate Cake onto the table (because there is one here.) and creeps off *



*Paces back to the table, picks up the tray, puts it under the table, produces a few bottles of innebriating substances to fit any individuals preference, does a little t-rex dance and a drops from the ceiling, suspended by a little cord with a cool revolving motor type doobrie attatchment*

Get drunk and look lively, otherwise I start ing...

Well if he will keep hiding...

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well, at least the journal entry has some goodness attached to it, if it reminded you of uf, ming. .. uf goooood.

*eyes suz suspiciously and turns into a fat h2g2 person as he eats the triple chocolate cake*

*eyes a bottle of vodka pointedly*.. anyone for a .. or.. a ...

I didnt point it out as i was waffling rather too much, but as it was a 'Yay its njan's fan club' cake, calories are non existant.

Plus this is h2g2, and its far too cool to have something as trivial as calories to worry about

No, it wasn't the journal entry, it's your page, with the UF link on.

And calories are more fuss than they're worth most of the time...

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journal entry? user page? meh.. what's the difference.. it's all unicode to me.

oooh! no calories! *munches yet more *

Heh heh, OK.



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..how's everyone doing, then?

I'm fine. But I have to do this irritating UCAS form... bleah...

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.. I remember those.

Now remember, children, don't do what njan did and write your postcode the wrong way round and have to redo the whole hour-long process.

hehe.. is it a trial one or a real one, paper, or electronic?

Did you believe that such a large booklet was needed for such a small form? Miss reading one sentence and your form could be rejected... Nasty nasty thing...

It's real and paper... however, my Oxford one is still a rough...

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ooh.. have they given you those groovy stick on bits for the personal statement so that you can print on the sticky paper and stick the sticky paper onto the paper form?

What do you do if you're attacked by a stik on bit?
*Readies her banana *

*wonders if he should be waiting for a punchline, and hesitantly raises a mango*

Never heard of stick-on bits for it.

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oh.. ok. Well, they gave us sticky bits.

So are you /writing/ your personal statement on?

We're printing it on...

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*flinches*

you're supposed to use the sticky things!

Oh... damn the school...

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.. yeah.. down with school! (oh, wait, I'm not there any more.. whoohoo! )