h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Reality? Never heard of it. Er, as I recall we were discussing the electrically-enhanced hairstyles of '70s pop stars.

Which is fair enough attitude.

I think so. It's a kind of protest, you see. It's either this or firebombing the offices of the insurance company, and since we share the same building there might be a flaw in that plan.

I know a girl who does her hair by standing on a Van der Graf generator each morning.

There must be an easier way? Shaving it all off, for example?

Has no-one mentioned Hendrix? That's what happens if you play guitar with your teeth. All that ampage straight though your jaw and around your skull.

Ah, of course, an early prototype electrohairdo.

Now, given that my employer has seen fit to give us flexible working hours, it seems rude not to use them, so I shall take my leave - things to see, places to do, people to... go. Er, yes. Good evening! *attempts to raise hat, forgetting that he has already taken it off*

Oooh - hope you didn't pull out any hair by mistake. Cheerio!

Stuck here in a dark and empty thread all on my own........

Hello... just popped in to see if you wanted any more cake. I'll leave it here. *waves*

Sorry I dozed off there.Oh no my hairs a mess I look just like Ken Dodd!
Who's eaten all the biscuits?
Any my coffee's gone cold.Can I have another please.
I think I need one,this SAP conversion is driving me mad!

Kettle on and whistling like a good'un

Thank you it was yum!

Anymore cake left?
For a change I haven't got a hangover this morning!
whats the word of the day?

Imust go for a cigarette.Will be back in 10 mins

How are we this fine morning? Oh, the cake didn't last long, did it?

I am very well - how are you EV? I have bought in this rather devilish Coffee Gateaux - slice any one?

I'll be much better once I've had a cuppa. Mmmm, that coffee gateau does look good.

(Drops down from the ceiling)

My, that cake was good. That must have been more than a sugar rush.

well help yourselves guys - just watch out for the Kaluha icing.

My typing is appalling - I nearly put tupping there which is the subject of a different forum altogether.