h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In that case, how did he get together with Anita Dobson?

she is his mum - didn't you know?

Where is Drool Frood - that is an awfully long fag break she has gone for. Very Captain Oates.

If she's smoking outside she probably can't get it to stay alight. It would be like smoking a cup of tea. Speaking of which....

Its on and I am justing toasting the crumpets.

Ah, splendid. Perhaps Drool Frood has nipped out for a packet of chocolate Hob Nobs.

I've got some lovely dribbley honey for those crumpets. It's organic, as opposed to artificial. And the bees were allowed to roam freely.

Yes it is ages since I have had some oats.

*raises one eyebrow*

Me too... we don't all eat porridge, you know.

Here have some crumpet instead.

Thanks... I like a nice bit of crumpet. Nyah hah hah hah hah.

My mum once took a boyfriend home for tea, and her mum called out from the kitchen "Come and get your crumpet while it's hot". My poor mother nearly died.

A friend of mine was standing for student elections and when asked at hustings what his ambition was, he said "To become Lochangel's stepfather". I died.

Intriguing.......but it would be rude to ask

I will not be offended by any questions you ask (within reason obviously)

*raises one eyebrow in that inquisitive way again*

sorry but I am not very good at interpreting questions asked in body language

Well, okay... do you have a stepfather with whom your friend was involved in some kind of body-switching experiment?

not in the scientific or metaphysical sense, no.

My interpretation was that Angel's friend had designs on her mother. Just how close a friend was he?

Best friend in the sort "Oh god should we go out with each other, best not, but I really fancy you, no let's have some self control" sort of way. But he decided that he only wanted me as a friend after he met my mother.