h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But surely your mother's lovely?

yeah well most people seem to think she is quite a fox - its just that all my exes were in love with her too. It was weird.

So.....do you resemble your mother at all?

Guys? Guys? Yoo-hoo!.......

BTW, for posterity's sake - our two little convo's today are topping the busiest forum chart!! Well done, keep it up.

ermmm...I have her eyes and her flirtatious nature but other then that I am afraid not.

Now guys - I am going to be away for the next couple of days so help yourself to tea and the like. There are crumpets galore, a nice fruitcake and an industrial sized pack of Chocolate Fingers.

Have a good weekend.

L

So blinding her was punishment for stealing boyfriends then?

Well it's party, party on Thurs and Fri so a good weekend it shall be!!! Enjoy

Z

It's certainly a talking point. "What exactly are those in that jar of formaldehyde?" "Oh, those are my mother's eyes... no, hang on, don't run away! Where are you going? Come back..."

Yoo-hoo! Only me! I've brought in some muffins from my Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... hello? Lochangel? Anybody?

Oh, what's this? *picks up note* "I am going to be away for the next couple of days so help yourself to tea and the like. There are crumpets galore, a nice fruitcake and an industrial sized pack of Chocolate Fingers."

Oh. Right. Well, too late to say "have a good weekend", so I guess I'll just make my own tea. I do like a nice chocolate finger... ooh, matron!

Vegiman's having a party-try there-or maybe the party's asleep at the moment.
Not to worry i've just put the chemical bros on so it might wake them up!!!1

I'll be over as soon as I've finished mixing this vat of Screaming Purple B*****d...

Oi, gerroff!!

Morn.... er, that is, afternoon Zeb... muffin?

Cheers EV old pal. It seems rather saner in here today.

Yes, everybody's round at Vegiman's place drinking Screaming Purple B*****d and Raspberry Elephantine - it's like Raspberry Elegantine except it's made with lager instead of champagne, and is therefore bigger and less elegant.

It's like comparing Vanessa Feltz to Jerry Springer - she's bigger and less elegant.

I'll be right over, five minutes ago.

Funny how the word "elephantine" springs to mind again.

And 'screaming'

And bast.... oh, sorry vicar.