This is the Message Centre for Lochangel

Aaaah, lovely.

Post 41

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You're forgetting, the Queen Mum is immortal, along with Patrick Moore and Cliff Richard, as discussed.

Fish & chips around here range from "reasonably edible" to "deep-fried bones with a side order of raw potatoes". Unfortunately there's absolutely no way of determining which end of the scale your meal will be at until you've started eating it. Safer to stick to deep-fried Mars bars.


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Post 42

Lochangel

oh yes of course - I was listening to what you said honestly - it just slipped my mind.

So what do deepfried Mars bars taste like?


TEA??????

Post 43

Drool Frood the Second

I'm surprised at you Lochangel I thought you preferred a large
Vodka.
I won't have tea,I only drink coffee so White with 2 sugars please
and I've brought some garibaldi biscuits


TEA??????

Post 44

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Drool Frood, hello. Slice of cake?

Surprising as it may seem, I've never had a deep-fried Mars bar, although I'm told they're....... interesting.


TEA??????

Post 45

Lochangel

Hey Drool how are you. I am off alcohol full stop at present due to some funny tablets the quack gave me. Do try the cake it is yummy.


TEA??????

Post 46

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Oh dear. The cake appears to have rendered Drool Frood incapable of speech.


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Post 47

Lochangel

E V what does your Mum put in this cake? I am worried about the effect it is having. Should I be seeing double?


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Post 48

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Perhaps you should have mentioned those tablets before..... the "secret ingredient" appears to be alcohol-based. Sorry about that.


TEA??????

Post 49

Lochangel

Not a problem at all - it makes work far more interesting.


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Post 50

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

If you just assume that everything is a hallucination, it should make things easier.


TEA??????

Post 51

Lochangel

you mean its not? Oh. Mmmm this could be a problem.


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Post 52

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Oh hello....can anyone tell me where the toilets are?


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Post 53

Lochangel

down the corridor third on your right....... the cubicle on the left has no lock so whistle.


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Post 54

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Slice of cake?


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Post 55

Lochangel

Cup of tea? I will be putting the kettle on again shortly. Very fetching it is too.


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Post 56

Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years)

Erm, ok - but I'll have them when I've been, if it's all the same to you. Thanks.


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Post 57

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

This time, try and remember to pour the water out before you put it on - you'll get all wet again.


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Post 58

Lochangel

Yeah - I have nearly dried out - but still a bit damp round the edges. Still I got a free perm when I plugged it in.


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Post 59

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

You'd think Brian May would have learned not to do that by now.


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Post 60

Lochangel

It is very addictive you see - you ask Noddy Holder


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