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Aaaah, lovely.
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 17, 1999
You're forgetting, the Queen Mum is immortal, along with Patrick Moore and Cliff Richard, as discussed.
Fish & chips around here range from "reasonably edible" to "deep-fried bones with a side order of raw potatoes". Unfortunately there's absolutely no way of determining which end of the scale your meal will be at until you've started eating it. Safer to stick to deep-fried Mars bars.
Aaaah, lovely.
Lochangel Posted Aug 17, 1999
oh yes of course - I was listening to what you said honestly - it just slipped my mind.
So what do deepfried Mars bars taste like?
TEA??????
Drool Frood the Second Posted Aug 17, 1999
I'm surprised at you Lochangel I thought you preferred a large
Vodka.
I won't have tea,I only drink coffee so White with 2 sugars please
and I've brought some garibaldi biscuits
TEA??????
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 17, 1999
Drool Frood, hello. Slice of cake?
Surprising as it may seem, I've never had a deep-fried Mars bar, although I'm told they're....... interesting.
TEA??????
Lochangel Posted Aug 17, 1999
Hey Drool how are you. I am off alcohol full stop at present due to some funny tablets the quack gave me. Do try the cake it is yummy.
TEA??????
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 17, 1999
Oh dear. The cake appears to have rendered Drool Frood incapable of speech.
TEA??????
Lochangel Posted Aug 17, 1999
E V what does your Mum put in this cake? I am worried about the effect it is having. Should I be seeing double?
TEA??????
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 17, 1999
Perhaps you should have mentioned those tablets before..... the "secret ingredient" appears to be alcohol-based. Sorry about that.
TEA??????
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 17, 1999
If you just assume that everything is a hallucination, it should make things easier.
Ooops, sorry
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 17, 1999
Oh hello....can anyone tell me where the toilets are?
Ooops, sorry
Lochangel Posted Aug 17, 1999
down the corridor third on your right....... the cubicle on the left has no lock so whistle.
Ooops, sorry
Lochangel Posted Aug 17, 1999
Cup of tea? I will be putting the kettle on again shortly. Very fetching it is too.
Ooops, sorry
Zebedee (still Pool God after all these years) Posted Aug 17, 1999
Erm, ok - but I'll have them when I've been, if it's all the same to you. Thanks.
Ooops, sorry
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 17, 1999
This time, try and remember to pour the water out before you put it on - you'll get all wet again.
Ooops, sorry
Lochangel Posted Aug 17, 1999
Yeah - I have nearly dried out - but still a bit damp round the edges. Still I got a free perm when I plugged it in.
Ooops, sorry
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Aug 17, 1999
You'd think Brian May would have learned not to do that by now.
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Aaaah, lovely.
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