h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome, friends and aquiantances! No need to take off your shoes. This is my place, there are two bathrooms, one down the hall and one next to the study. You will find snacks and drinks on the table in the kitchen. Feel free to play my records, but I'll bleedin' kill ya if you put the records back in the wrong sleeves. Otherwise, just circulate and conversate. I'll be around if you have any questions.

Hi Dukey Baby - howya doin my man?

I've parked the Harley in the Hall 'cos I don't like the look of your neighbours.

Where d'you want me to put the fondue?

Just put it in the fridge, it's too early for fondue. Like the Harley! After a few more of these here lagers I might want to try it out!

By the way, I just sent a mail to Olaf. Hopefully he'll pop round later.

OK. I've popped the fondue in the fridge and the fridge in the oven - you don't want the fondue to set do you?

Great idea! taht way we'll obtain maximum levelling! Splendid! Have a whisky. Fancy Laphroaig, do you?

Yep, just bung a straw in the top and I can walk around with it.

Absolutely. Straw, one, coming up.

How many people did you say you were expecting?
Should I turn up the oven or the fridge?

Just thought I'd stop by and see if the party was still on, but since it never really WAS on to start with, I didn't know what to expect. Or I did, rather...

Now, this party is really popular, isn't it?

Funny, I don't remember being invited. Still, better late than never.
I've brought some drink: and a for the ladies. Are there any ladies?

This is a party for Losers of science-fiction magnitude, and sarchasm is totally wasted on us. One rule: Never ever ler EV or Sidney in the room right at the left of the entrance. Inside that room are a bunch of levers and buttons that no one knows what they do. And since I've had experience in this line of field, believe you me, we should seal that room solid...

Care for a drink?

No ladies as of yet, I'm afraid. I haven't really made this party official yet. It hasn't been going on for more than a year and a half... We'll have to wait and see how it develops before we go public with it.

Oh, okay then. *drinks the *

I guess there's plenty more where that came from? Because if that was the last one, we shall look like fools when a lady joins.

Well, no offence, but at this rate there will be no ladies present until about June 2004.

What's your hurry? Hormones? It's worth waiting for then. Maybe this could be like the boys night out? We can play poker and watch dirty movieas and swear and burp and stuff.

*Wonder if it tells I'm married*

Well, if there's no hurry, maybe we should wait until after DD's stag year is finished.

*walks in with a beard on*


Bob invited me.
*ahem*
*says in a deeper voice*
Bob invited me.